It was by the station. I was on a train from Sheffield that stopped in Davenport. By 9:10 the police had worked out it was an empty suitcase. But it was mayhem
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It was by the station. I was on a train from Sheffield that stopped in Davenport. By 9:10 the police had worked out it was an empty suitcase. But it was mayhem
@moderation.bsky.app adult content? You kidding? 🤣
October 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
@moderation.bsky.app adult content? You kidding? 🤣
I really like her recipes. Her broccoli and tofu pad thai is one of the very rare vegan recipes my son embraces completely.
I didn't know that book. Thanks for that
I didn't know that book. Thanks for that
October 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I really like her recipes. Her broccoli and tofu pad thai is one of the very rare vegan recipes my son embraces completely.
I didn't know that book. Thanks for that
I didn't know that book. Thanks for that
![[Scene is a 19th century drawing room with a sign outside saying TRANSPORT INVENTORS CLUB. Inside, the German Engineer KARL BENZ is addressing a meeting of gentlemen about his new transport idea]
1
KARL BENZ:
OK guys - you’re gonna love this
2
KARL BENZ:
So it’s like, a box made of metal that goes at up to 120 miles an hour, yeah?
[Karl shows them a diagram of a car]
3
KARL BENZ:
And your drive it down one side of the road, and the boxes going the other way go on the opposite side, so we don’t need to build two roads!
4
OTHER GUY:
What’s down the middle?
KARL BENZ:
A white line.
5
OTHER GUY:
So like, a white barrier…
KARL BENZ:
No a white line. Drawn on the floor.
6
OTHER GUY:
And who’s piloting these machines?
KARL BENZ:
I was thinking: random members of the public.
7
[Pause, the other guys all look with concern at Karl]
8
OTHER GUY:
Karl are you OK
KARL BENZ:
No listen it’s fine
9
OTHER GUY:
You know we’re worried about you, don’t you?
KARL BENZ:
No really it’ll work -
10
KARL BENZ:
Once hundreds of millions of people have died and the world’s started ending because of the fumes it’ll all be normal.
11
OTHER GUY:
Is that normal like the ‘commuter travel device’ you brought in last week which was just…
12
OTHER GUY:
…an iron maiden fired from a catapult?
[The other guy displays a diagram of an iron maiden being fired from a catapult]
KARL BENZ:
THAT WOULD’VE WORKED!
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreigv3wx7vaalu3tqpjbe5ravgkik4gltgjzedzumolfdkst6poaejq@jpeg)
October 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
And you know that the randomness is not going to be quite random. And also because of how the level of illegal, undeclared work in Europe shows that it's not going to solve the problem the government claims it will.
September 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
And you know that the randomness is not going to be quite random. And also because of how the level of illegal, undeclared work in Europe shows that it's not going to solve the problem the government claims it will.
It is said he was a hands on kind of guy.
September 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It is said he was a hands on kind of guy.
And the fact that the seat is shaped like a slice of sponge cake cake 🍰...
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
And the fact that the seat is shaped like a slice of sponge cake cake 🍰...
"you can always shut up instead" should be carved on the front of every public building in the world.
September 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"you can always shut up instead" should be carved on the front of every public building in the world.
It's a fun series of books with engaging characters. Nothing taxing. My son read them recently and watched the film. Really didn't like the film while he's currently reading the 4th book of the series.
September 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's a fun series of books with engaging characters. Nothing taxing. My son read them recently and watched the film. Really didn't like the film while he's currently reading the 4th book of the series.
Clearly. Obviously it's only about the gavel...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Court staff cover up Banksy image of judge beating a protester
Artist’s latest work at Royal Courts of Justice in London is thought to refer to pro-Palestine demonstrations
www.theguardian.com
September 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Clearly. Obviously it's only about the gavel...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Watch out! These days, you can get arrested for just saying that. These days.
September 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Watch out! These days, you can get arrested for just saying that. These days.
It's the changing emotions on her face that is the best.
Yay I got Hugh Bonneville!
What?
No!
Nononononono! What do I do now?
Aaaaand we're back.
Splendid. Not to distract from Hugh's message of course
Yay I got Hugh Bonneville!
What?
No!
Nononononono! What do I do now?
Aaaaand we're back.
Splendid. Not to distract from Hugh's message of course
September 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It's the changing emotions on her face that is the best.
Yay I got Hugh Bonneville!
What?
No!
Nononononono! What do I do now?
Aaaaand we're back.
Splendid. Not to distract from Hugh's message of course
Yay I got Hugh Bonneville!
What?
No!
Nononononono! What do I do now?
Aaaaand we're back.
Splendid. Not to distract from Hugh's message of course
This is wonderful. Life flashed In front of her eyes for a second or two. Good on him though
September 4, 2025 at 8:33 AM
This is wonderful. Life flashed In front of her eyes for a second or two. Good on him though
I was told to stop trying to do a Scottish accent.
August 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I was told to stop trying to do a Scottish accent.
Drop shoulder, head to the side, lead with stronger foot
a soccer game is being played between sa and nz and the score is 22 to 24
ALT: a soccer game is being played between sa and nz and the score is 22 to 24
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Drop shoulder, head to the side, lead with stronger foot
This government has been an endless source of disappointment. The gift that keeps kicking you in the balls.
August 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This government has been an endless source of disappointment. The gift that keeps kicking you in the balls.
Serge Gainsbourg's "Requiem pour un Con"
August 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Serge Gainsbourg's "Requiem pour un Con"
I don't think it's a parkrun thing.its more of a mass event thing. When you're in a crowd all doing the same standards seem to drop. Same happens in sportives when people start believing that they are on closed roads.
July 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I don't think it's a parkrun thing.its more of a mass event thing. When you're in a crowd all doing the same standards seem to drop. Same happens in sportives when people start believing that they are on closed roads.