Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate)
mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social
Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate)
@mt-m-derogratory.bsky.social
Not binary, but a secret second thing.
A friend made me be here so I'll now make my presence as embarassing as possible for my friends. As opposed to how I am off this app, which is totally different.
"I don't want an AI to harvest my data and copy my style" - weak, cliché
"I don't want an AI to copy my data and harvest my style" - peak
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
"Society has weird expectations that normalize horrible behaviours from men" - makes sense, clear vision

"Men suck, society needs to work on making better men" - has been used for EVERY kind of politics, works best to oppress minorities.
Rome be like "foreign silks make men feminine and violent"
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"a spork is when you have both a spoon and a fork" type shit
screaming because i love intersex rep but if you give the character a cunt and external balls with a clit AND a dick it makes me want to crawl into your screen and shove several biology textbooks at you
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Making jokes about Trump blowing Clinton feels horrid once you realize that drugs 100% have to be involved in that story.

If a sex trafficker's trying to get blackmail material on their clients, they'll get them fucked up on some shit they've never had before ever getting the camera out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"That raven's mimicking you, not communicating" they pick up wolf calls in the wild and ring em up to open carcasses

They're built for it like humans are built to learn "𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦" and use it to communicate "𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢 👀😏😳🤒🥵🌝🌚"
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Ask a bunch of adolescents about social media issues and they'll support stricter age restrictions. Tell them a government is implementing stricter age restrictions and they'll be opposed.

This is not hypocrisy. They just expect governments to have better ideas than a bunch of adolescents
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
We should teach children to call each other "crotch goblins" so it becomes THEIR word and we can't use it because it's a reclaimed slur
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Your force times distance is always work, no matter what your vector is 💜
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They LOVED Łukasz Piskorz making Helltaker to inspire more sharply dressed demon girl smut.
But GOD FORBID it if I, Quentin Tarantino-
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We should classify honey/sugar as a medicine again. You'd need a doctor's visit & they'd hand-feed you a spoon

Meanwhile pharmacists would sell syrup on the down low as an "herbal remedy" if you pass the vibe check
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fun fact!
painnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

#myfact
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Honestly if I was a vampire I think it'd take me an embarrassing time to figure out what I'm craving is blood

I think I'd hold on for ages just slowly getting fatigued and healing worse until- hey wait a minute
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It's always "would you still love me if I was a worm"
and never "here's all my money, make me an 8.8m long tapeworm suit so I can visualize the world record longest tapeworm removed from a human patient for the entire furry convention"
October 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Mt"m" (derogatory) (ironic) (affectionate)
Who needs ChatGPT if u wanna sext with non human intelligence just download grindr
October 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Star signs are lame, which two stages of grief define you the most? #Acceptance
#Bargaining
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Coin more "(Noun) (Noun)" stuff.
It's the Epstein Shutdown. Say it nonstop. Epstein Shutdown.

Trump missile-strikes an imaginary nuke program? Placebo President!
RFK falters on pesticides? He's Round-up Robert now.
National guard fight imaginary crime? "Placebo President" again. #callbacks 😎
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Democrats can't even radicalize people to vote lmao
October 7, 2025 at 6:53 AM
":o this author has a bias?!?"
do you get on a bus and panic when you see it's 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦?
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have not been granted funds for my proposed research on inducing a good and bad music taste in two groups of cephalopods 😔 I wanted to see which would win the music wars
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Animal intelligence research should get *more* human centric.

Can an octopus earn the rank of ipad baby?
Can cows imprint on a single cartoon and get mad if they're watching anything else?
Can birds learn to sing baby shark nonstop?
September 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Do people understand that you can sound sad when a child does something horrid in public? You don't have to yell? You can do a pathetic little whine and it's completely legal?
September 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Let's play a game called "will @sorenmorsvt.bsky.social kill me for tagging them in this post"
I hope you're takin NOTES
i have so many feelings about women and yearnings for them and delicate strong love and then i see a feminine man with long hair who's also submissive and i start barking
September 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Clearly I'm living in @xkcd.com's head
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It's dark in here and drywall vents formaldehyde every time it rains
September 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM