Potato Head
@mstrpotatohead.bsky.social
Is this just Hannah Montana but for straight men???
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Is this just Hannah Montana but for straight men???
I swam with this gentleman
May 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I swam with this gentleman
Saw your face and mine 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Saw your face and mine 🥰
It’s snowing so hard I can’t even see down my street. (It never snows here)
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s snowing so hard I can’t even see down my street. (It never snows here)
I’ll be glad when the holiday season is finally over and all of my podcasts come back
December 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I’ll be glad when the holiday season is finally over and all of my podcasts come back
The tree put out some humongous satsumas this year
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The tree put out some humongous satsumas this year
Flights* would be better if children were banned.
*Society
*Society
September 7, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Flights* would be better if children were banned.
*Society
*Society
Monkeying around
September 3, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Monkeying around
Producing in paradise 👹
September 1, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Producing in paradise 👹
I still haven’t showered from when I went to the gym this morning
August 20, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I still haven’t showered from when I went to the gym this morning
Well I didn’t win the lottery
August 9, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Well I didn’t win the lottery
Hi, it’s your favorite menace
August 6, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Hi, it’s your favorite menace
Just a little acid spill
August 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Just a little acid spill
A bunch of y’all are actually THIS Barbie
July 28, 2023 at 8:54 PM
A bunch of y’all are actually THIS Barbie
Hollow Man isn’t a sci-fi movie because Kevin Bacon turns invisible. Hollow Man is a sci-fi movie because the year is 2000 and Kevin Bacon is having an HD video call over the internet on a clunky Nokia monitor with no webcam in sight.
I’m six degrees away from losing my mind
I’m six degrees away from losing my mind
July 19, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Hollow Man isn’t a sci-fi movie because Kevin Bacon turns invisible. Hollow Man is a sci-fi movie because the year is 2000 and Kevin Bacon is having an HD video call over the internet on a clunky Nokia monitor with no webcam in sight.
I’m six degrees away from losing my mind
I’m six degrees away from losing my mind
My glasses are dirty
July 17, 2023 at 1:03 PM
My glasses are dirty
Little kid drew this and gave it to me
July 12, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Little kid drew this and gave it to me
✌🏻 good morning ✌🏻
July 11, 2023 at 12:00 PM
✌🏻 good morning ✌🏻
I’ve been obsessed with making these and they are SO GOOD
Vodka, raspberries, lime and grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and triple sec
Vodka, raspberries, lime and grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and triple sec
July 11, 2023 at 12:30 AM
I’ve been obsessed with making these and they are SO GOOD
Vodka, raspberries, lime and grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and triple sec
Vodka, raspberries, lime and grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and triple sec