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Potato Head
@mstrpotatohead.bsky.social
Is this just Hannah Montana but for straight men???
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I swam with this gentleman
May 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Saw your face and mine 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
What a week
May 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Self care ❤️
February 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It’s snowing so hard I can’t even see down my street. (It never snows here)
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
MY SHAYLA 😭😭😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’ll be glad when the holiday season is finally over and all of my podcasts come back
December 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
The tree put out some humongous satsumas this year
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Flights* would be better if children were banned.

*Society
September 7, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Monkeying around
September 3, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Producing in paradise 👹
September 1, 2023 at 2:18 PM
I still haven’t showered from when I went to the gym this morning
August 20, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Well I didn’t win the lottery
August 9, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Hi, it’s your favorite menace
August 6, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Just a little acid spill
August 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Are you lost?
July 29, 2023 at 1:32 PM
A bunch of y’all are actually THIS Barbie
July 28, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Hollow Man isn’t a sci-fi movie because Kevin Bacon turns invisible. Hollow Man is a sci-fi movie because the year is 2000 and Kevin Bacon is having an HD video call over the internet on a clunky Nokia monitor with no webcam in sight.

I’m six degrees away from losing my mind
July 19, 2023 at 12:38 AM
July 17, 2023 at 9:56 PM
My glasses are dirty
July 17, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Little kid drew this and gave it to me
July 12, 2023 at 8:55 PM
✌🏻 good morning ✌🏻
July 11, 2023 at 12:00 PM
Translate plz
July 11, 2023 at 11:56 AM
I’ve been obsessed with making these and they are SO GOOD

Vodka, raspberries, lime and grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and triple sec
July 11, 2023 at 12:30 AM