Potato Head
@mstrpotatohead.bsky.social
Is this just Hannah Montana but for straight men???
October 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Is this just Hannah Montana but for straight men???
Saw your face and mine 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Saw your face and mine 🥰
It’s snowing so hard I can’t even see down my street. (It never snows here)
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s snowing so hard I can’t even see down my street. (It never snows here)
They’ll ban anything but guns 🙃🙃🙃
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They’ll ban anything but guns 🙃🙃🙃
I’ll be glad when the holiday season is finally over and all of my podcasts come back
December 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I’ll be glad when the holiday season is finally over and all of my podcasts come back
The tree put out some humongous satsumas this year
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The tree put out some humongous satsumas this year
I keep thinking I have fucking tinitus but it’s my grandmas hearing aids
December 25, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I keep thinking I have fucking tinitus but it’s my grandmas hearing aids
8 mates a milking??!
December 25, 2024 at 7:32 PM
8 mates a milking??!
Look, I really love Max. I do. I’m just unsure of how the Grinch got this dog when the Grinch is clearly a cat person
November 28, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Look, I really love Max. I do. I’m just unsure of how the Grinch got this dog when the Grinch is clearly a cat person
I wish there was a polite way to tell people IDGAF about their kids. I don’t want to socialize with their kids. I don’t want to entertain their kids. I’m intentionally rarely around kids because I DONT LIKE THEM
November 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I wish there was a polite way to tell people IDGAF about their kids. I don’t want to socialize with their kids. I don’t want to entertain their kids. I’m intentionally rarely around kids because I DONT LIKE THEM
Came v hard and now I feel less sad
November 16, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Came v hard and now I feel less sad
Sorry, I spent all of mine praying for the fall.
November 14, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Sorry, I spent all of mine praying for the fall.
I’d like to be here but the issue is that I forget to come
November 7, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I’d like to be here but the issue is that I forget to come
Flights* would be better if children were banned.
*Society
*Society
September 7, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Flights* would be better if children were banned.
*Society
*Society
Monkeying around
September 3, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Monkeying around
Producing in paradise 👹
September 1, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Producing in paradise 👹
Happy Donald Trump booking day to all who celebrate!
August 24, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Happy Donald Trump booking day to all who celebrate!
WHY IS GETTING READY FOR VACATION SO STRESSFUL?!!
August 22, 2023 at 5:28 PM
WHY IS GETTING READY FOR VACATION SO STRESSFUL?!!
I still haven’t showered from when I went to the gym this morning
August 20, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I still haven’t showered from when I went to the gym this morning
Decided my PFP should have the same color hair lol
August 12, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Decided my PFP should have the same color hair lol
Well I didn’t win the lottery
August 9, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Well I didn’t win the lottery
If you think you look ugly with the cape on getting your hair cut wait until they take your picture at the DMV
August 7, 2023 at 6:23 PM
If you think you look ugly with the cape on getting your hair cut wait until they take your picture at the DMV