Mister Crow
@mstrcrow.bsky.social
Dirty bird. Twitter refugee. Hobbies include: squawking, digging through garbage, shitting on cars, carrying souls
Seems like every week Trump can't help but remind everyone what a piece of shit he is.
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Seems like every week Trump can't help but remind everyone what a piece of shit he is.
Reposted by Mister Crow
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I hope people remember the original intent of the 2nd amendment was so citizens could protect themselves from a tyrannical federal government.
October 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I hope people remember the original intent of the 2nd amendment was so citizens could protect themselves from a tyrannical federal government.
Just keep the fed shutdown until Trump's term ends.
October 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just keep the fed shutdown until Trump's term ends.
Seems to me if you want to win a Nobel peace price you shouldn't rename your defense department the "Department of War".
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Seems to me if you want to win a Nobel peace price you shouldn't rename your defense department the "Department of War".
I never paid much attention to Charlie Kirk. He was a guy with a lot of shitty opinions and bad-faith arguments. But the guy didn't deserve to die.
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I never paid much attention to Charlie Kirk. He was a guy with a lot of shitty opinions and bad-faith arguments. But the guy didn't deserve to die.
I think you could trick a significant amount of American Christians into worshipping the devil if you just avoided certain words (e.g. the devil, Satan, Lucifer, etc).
September 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think you could trick a significant amount of American Christians into worshipping the devil if you just avoided certain words (e.g. the devil, Satan, Lucifer, etc).
Some people think Ted Cruz a dork. I don't think he's a dork. I think he's a... 🤔 What's that parasite that lives in people's colons called?
August 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Some people think Ted Cruz a dork. I don't think he's a dork. I think he's a... 🤔 What's that parasite that lives in people's colons called?
New GOP motto: "When you're sliding into first and your butts about to burst -- blame Democrats"
August 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
New GOP motto: "When you're sliding into first and your butts about to burst -- blame Democrats"
I'd rather have illegal aliens in my town than MAGA.
May 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'd rather have illegal aliens in my town than MAGA.
The Shart of the Deal
April 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Shart of the Deal
Only 1375 days to go... 😒
April 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Only 1375 days to go... 😒
Christianity had the potential to be a good religion but that "faith alone" idea killed it. What motivation is there to "turn the other cheek" and "do unto others" if all you need for salvation is correct belief? Seems like a missed opportunity.
April 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Christianity had the potential to be a good religion but that "faith alone" idea killed it. What motivation is there to "turn the other cheek" and "do unto others" if all you need for salvation is correct belief? Seems like a missed opportunity.
Do you ever get the feeling you're part of an era that's going to be a unit in history classes decades from now? I think that's what we're living through.
March 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Do you ever get the feeling you're part of an era that's going to be a unit in history classes decades from now? I think that's what we're living through.
When you vote for the government to do nothing for you, don't be surprised when it does nothing for you when you need it the most.
February 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When you vote for the government to do nothing for you, don't be surprised when it does nothing for you when you need it the most.
I'm not sure if we're headed for Idiocracy or living in it already. Either way it's not looking good folks.
February 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm not sure if we're headed for Idiocracy or living in it already. Either way it's not looking good folks.
If you learn media literacy, media bias doesn't matter.
February 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you learn media literacy, media bias doesn't matter.
Aren't all of Trump's cabinet picks, DEI hires? They weren't picked for their experience, that's for sure
January 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Aren't all of Trump's cabinet picks, DEI hires? They weren't picked for their experience, that's for sure
If Jesus comes back, he's gonna need to have his papers ready.
January 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If Jesus comes back, he's gonna need to have his papers ready.
Just spitballing here but if we suspended H1-B visas, perhaps the millionaires and billionaires in this country would be willing to invest more $ in our country's educational system.
December 31, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Just spitballing here but if we suspended H1-B visas, perhaps the millionaires and billionaires in this country would be willing to invest more $ in our country's educational system.