Sarah Pretz
@msmaladjust.bsky.social
Married. Mom of two. Classically trained. Rage-y. Neurospicy. Big giant nerd. Big giant reader. Just a big giant, really.
Ahem, *taps mic" DAMN STRAIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ahem, *taps mic" DAMN STRAIGHT
I'm not gonna tell you not to take it. But it was an absolutely miserable experience for me. Dm if you want the dirty deets
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'm not gonna tell you not to take it. But it was an absolutely miserable experience for me. Dm if you want the dirty deets
Looks like it might be a circle of stars?
October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Looks like it might be a circle of stars?
How does a person know if they would make a good dom? Is it an instinctual thing? An "anyone could learn" kind of thing? Do you have to have a existing inclination? Is there a script to follow?
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How does a person know if they would make a good dom? Is it an instinctual thing? An "anyone could learn" kind of thing? Do you have to have a existing inclination? Is there a script to follow?
Four has joined him and they've discovered the speech to text tool
October 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Four has joined him and they've discovered the speech to text tool
Can't wait to read this! ❤️
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can't wait to read this! ❤️
But also...same ❤️
October 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
But also...same ❤️
My executive function has always sucked, having children didn't magically improve that.
September 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My executive function has always sucked, having children didn't magically improve that.
Now that Four is in preschool, I have about three hours to myself four mornings a week, and I don't get a damn thing done. I sit on the couch and stare into space because my brain is fried and I don't know how to think coherent thoughts anymore
September 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Now that Four is in preschool, I have about three hours to myself four mornings a week, and I don't get a damn thing done. I sit on the couch and stare into space because my brain is fried and I don't know how to think coherent thoughts anymore
"I'm a SAHM but I'm not lazy!" My sister in cripes, I'm so happy for you, but I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Fully Functioning Human until about 4:30pm
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"I'm a SAHM but I'm not lazy!" My sister in cripes, I'm so happy for you, but I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Fully Functioning Human until about 4:30pm