Sarah Pretz
@msmaladjust.bsky.social
Married. Mom of two. Classically trained. Rage-y. Neurospicy. Big giant nerd. Big giant reader. Just a big giant, really.
Honeybadger vs Elephant - Ozzy Man Reviews
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November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Husband has now given an old phone to Seven so he can send us messages. I've gotten a barrage of nonsense just in the last twenty minutes, accompanied by the sound of absolutely unhinged laughter coming from the other room
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Husband has now given an old phone to Seven so he can send us messages. I've gotten a barrage of nonsense just in the last twenty minutes, accompanied by the sound of absolutely unhinged laughter coming from the other room
@mishacollins.bsky.social
I know this is old but it's new to me and it's made me love Misha Collins EVEN MORE
I know this is old but it's new to me and it's made me love Misha Collins EVEN MORE
October 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@mishacollins.bsky.social
I know this is old but it's new to me and it's made me love Misha Collins EVEN MORE
I know this is old but it's new to me and it's made me love Misha Collins EVEN MORE
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This is the truest shit I've ever seen
This is the truest shit I've ever seen
coming home to a wife who's been with the kids all day #shorts
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October 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This is the truest shit I've ever seen
This is the truest shit I've ever seen
Husband just came up to Four while she was watching TV and told her she looks cute today (she does) and she responded by trying to bite him, so apparently it's genetic
October 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Husband just came up to Four while she was watching TV and told her she looks cute today (she does) and she responded by trying to bite him, so apparently it's genetic
I'd be curious to hear from other ND stay-at-home-moms, because all these "look at all the shit I accomplish while my kids are at school" videos are wellsprings of shame and guilt for me
September 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'd be curious to hear from other ND stay-at-home-moms, because all these "look at all the shit I accomplish while my kids are at school" videos are wellsprings of shame and guilt for me
Last night Husband was repeatedly going "Psssst" at Four while she was trying to set up a board game until finally she turned around and went WHAT at him in such a perfect imitation of me it was like looking in a small mirror.
Happy Daughter's Day.
Happy Daughter's Day.
September 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Last night Husband was repeatedly going "Psssst" at Four while she was trying to set up a board game until finally she turned around and went WHAT at him in such a perfect imitation of me it was like looking in a small mirror.
Happy Daughter's Day.
Happy Daughter's Day.
Was completely ready to post "feels really weird to agree with William F Buckley about anything but here we are"
And then I read his name again
But yeah, I agree.
And then I read his name again
But yeah, I agree.
It can be discouraging all the things they get to do despite being morons doing exactly what you shouldn’t do in trying to build a durable regime, but this is exactly the position a competent authoritarian would have avoid being put in.
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Was completely ready to post "feels really weird to agree with William F Buckley about anything but here we are"
And then I read his name again
But yeah, I agree.
And then I read his name again
But yeah, I agree.
Literally cannot wait for the rapture. It's going to be so much quieter afterwards
September 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Literally cannot wait for the rapture. It's going to be so much quieter afterwards
Me to my husband every day
September 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me to my husband every day
Attention @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social I am calling you out
September 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Attention @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social I am calling you out
Please read this thread
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Please read this thread
I've just taught Seven the various Bluth chicken noises
I'm sure I won't regret this
I'm sure I won't regret this
September 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've just taught Seven the various Bluth chicken noises
I'm sure I won't regret this
I'm sure I won't regret this
For years I've been saying "I think you're lying, Grandpa" to Seven whenever I thought he was trying to bullshit me. Example:
Seven: "BUT I'M NOT TIRED!"
Me: I think you're lying, Grandpa
He does not know the reference
But
Seven: "BUT I'M NOT TIRED!"
Me: I think you're lying, Grandpa
He does not know the reference
But
September 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For years I've been saying "I think you're lying, Grandpa" to Seven whenever I thought he was trying to bullshit me. Example:
Seven: "BUT I'M NOT TIRED!"
Me: I think you're lying, Grandpa
He does not know the reference
But
Seven: "BUT I'M NOT TIRED!"
Me: I think you're lying, Grandpa
He does not know the reference
But
SEVEN: Mom, can we go to the park?
ME: Well I'm a bit busy with the house chores bud, why don't you ask Dadoooohhhhmygod why do you have handcuffs on
SEVEN: (Scoffing) they're not real, mom. Why would you think they were real?
ME:
SEVEN:
ME: Go play outside
ME: Well I'm a bit busy with the house chores bud, why don't you ask Dadoooohhhhmygod why do you have handcuffs on
SEVEN: (Scoffing) they're not real, mom. Why would you think they were real?
ME:
SEVEN:
ME: Go play outside
September 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
SEVEN: Mom, can we go to the park?
ME: Well I'm a bit busy with the house chores bud, why don't you ask Dadoooohhhhmygod why do you have handcuffs on
SEVEN: (Scoffing) they're not real, mom. Why would you think they were real?
ME:
SEVEN:
ME: Go play outside
ME: Well I'm a bit busy with the house chores bud, why don't you ask Dadoooohhhhmygod why do you have handcuffs on
SEVEN: (Scoffing) they're not real, mom. Why would you think they were real?
ME:
SEVEN:
ME: Go play outside
Compliments make me uncomfortable and criticism pisses me off, so my sincere apologies to anyone attempting to interact with me
September 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Compliments make me uncomfortable and criticism pisses me off, so my sincere apologies to anyone attempting to interact with me
Not me whispering "fit check for my napalm era" to myself every time I look in the mirror
September 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Not me whispering "fit check for my napalm era" to myself every time I look in the mirror
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Seven and Four are watching shows on separate laptops in separate rooms and that means there is complete peace in this house but not for me because good moms don't let their kids have screen time or so I'm told
August 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Seven and Four are watching shows on separate laptops in separate rooms and that means there is complete peace in this house but not for me because good moms don't let their kids have screen time or so I'm told
Your periodic reminder that it costs zero dollars to not be a cunt to little kids at Target
August 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Your periodic reminder that it costs zero dollars to not be a cunt to little kids at Target
Dude, just go back to sitting around with your thumbs up your ass if this is what you're going to take them out for
Hypothetically. If complimenting trump meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections and the Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide , would you compliment Trump ?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
August 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dude, just go back to sitting around with your thumbs up your ass if this is what you're going to take them out for
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Today Four opened the fridge and said "why does it smell like farts in here" and honestly the sooner these kids go back to school the better
Also, turns out the cabbage had gone off
Also, turns out the cabbage had gone off
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Today Four opened the fridge and said "why does it smell like farts in here" and honestly the sooner these kids go back to school the better
Also, turns out the cabbage had gone off
Also, turns out the cabbage had gone off
Had my first beignet this morning
It was like a religious experience, only rooted in tangible reality
It was like a religious experience, only rooted in tangible reality
August 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Had my first beignet this morning
It was like a religious experience, only rooted in tangible reality
It was like a religious experience, only rooted in tangible reality
Motherfucker really did pave the rose garden
August 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Motherfucker really did pave the rose garden