My only complaint about my Battery Daddy is that I’m now weirdly tempted to buy D and C cells even though I don’t have any that use them.

She’s living proof that your face really can get stuck like that

Saw The Matrix opening week, completely cold, with a group of college friends… my roommate fell asleep about 10 minutes in and tried to get me to catch her up when she woke up 45 minutes later (in her defense she was student teaching and had to wake up like 4 hours earlier than the rest of us).

My personal favorite in this genre (my name is not Jacqueline):

Dang I’ve only gotten printouts when I did MRI studies. Jealous!

I’ve done multiple studies where they did an MRI on my brain just cause I wanted to see the pictures! (I think there was like $100 involved as well but mostly for the pictures!)

That is one Annihilation-ass turkey (the mismatched mammalian face is presumably oriented towards the plate).

I didn’t say it was going to be a GOOD story!

Don't forget the HRA, the most confusing of them all!

Go to one of the little ones! I accidentally ended up in some random town west of Derby Line when I got lost trying to fill up on cheap American gas before crossing into Quebec. Definitely a vibe.

I mean obviously that election night was also stressful for other reasons.

I just returned a bad, dumb, 400 page book to the library with 30 pages left to read. It's never too late to quit!

And I think you have to ask the person themself, ideally out loud (not over text/email). Was trying to get a radio ad made once that mentioned someone named "Gleim" and got the note "not Gleem, Glaim." Name in fact rhymes with "chime."

With the right wig(s) you could make it a dual role

CapitalOne lets you do it on the website but the interface is terrible - can't just select someone you've sent $ to before (as on the phone app), you have to type in their phone number or email, and there's no second identifier to confirm. Awful, awful UX.

Similarly furious about the Altra Timp 5 (a foot shaped torture chamber) vs the Timps 3 and 4 (the only trail shoes that haven’t given me Achilles tendinitis and knee problems since I turned 40). We need some kind of “orphan sneaker” program!

Well I guess that could have been worse. Although I think it took me less time to get my original license including written and road test.

I actually managed to get an appointment (for today) at an RMV within 10 miles of my home, so that was a win (again - I don't need a RealID, I just need a new photo for my license). Now I am waiting! I have spent a fair amount of time in this RMV before but today is next level.

Love Topos, they're like my favorite parts of Altras and Hokas.