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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
@msgamgee89.bsky.social
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A gentleman and a scholar. A thing with teeth and claws.
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msgamgee89.bsky.social
I did this recently and MAN it's great. And he's turned into such a giant sweet potato man!
A buff and white bicolor cat reclining in a lap. He has enormous paws and his greenish eyes are looking directly into the camera.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
A screenshot of a satirical headline above a picture of a bespectacled man in front of a shelf of law books reading "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality."
September 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
no cheating! post the last pic of your pet!
A female calico cat perches upright on the seat of a purple armchair, her front paws on its arm. She is looking at the camera with an alert expression.
August 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
Bizarre antique shops are one of the few remaining joys in life and we should all frequent them as often as possible.
A photo of a shelf of curios, focused on a collection of four small, flesh toned figurines shaped like hands with raised middle fingers but the hands have legs and feet. The tag, upside-down but legible, reads "Fingerman $10." A picture of a ramshackle open yellow boat or car with a metal face evocative of a man with a mustache, wearing a black top hat. A light gray mannequin torso, its limbs detached but nearby, with a rubber monkey mask with large ears over the head. There is what appears to be a bad, rain-weathered brown toupee on the monkey's head; the monkey's own hair is black.
May 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
I don't know if this aloe is desperately distressed or uproariously delighted with its circumstances but it sure is dramatic about it.
A spindly aloe plant; its leaves are gently curled and pointing in all directions, and there are four smaller pups sprawling out from the base of the plant. It is in a teal ceramic pot.
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
A refrain for trying times, indeed.
A white hand, the edge of a tattoo on the wrist peeking from the corner of the image, holding a can of beer by Midnight Brewery called "Not My Job." It's an English brown ale, 5.0% abv, and the can is brown with yellow accents with a navy, starry sky on the upper half.
January 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
I have received a fine wee fox from @amagire.bsky.social and it is already facing down the local megafauna.
A tiny redwood fox named Mogul being meticulously sniffed by a seemingly enormous calico cat in a red plaid bowtie with a Santa charm hanging from it.
December 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
Yes, like that, thank you.
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December 14, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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Every year, I am Santa for a dear friend's children; they write their letters, and I write back, based on Tolkien 's letters from Father Christmas. I review past letters each year to maintain the continuity, and build on the world they get a glimpse into once a year.
An elaborately decorative letter from Father Christmas, return address "Cliff House, Top of the World, North Pole," written to two children.
December 7, 2024 at 4:35 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
Made a potato, onion, bacon, and cheese pie for friends, and it was perfect for one of the first really cold nights of the year.
A rustic homemade pie with a shiny amber crust sitting on a baking sheet. There are eight slits in the top crust and the edges are crimped by hand. The remaining third of the pie. It is in a red pie dish glistening with butter, and the layers of thinly sliced golden potato, sauteed diced onion, and bacon are visible. The seasoned herb cream sauce has cooked into the potatoes so the pie cuts cleanly. A slice of the pie on a china plate with a dressed salad. The crust is flakey and amber, and the plate has a design of orange, yellow, and blue flowers on a cream background with a gold ring around the center of the plate.
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
An orange cat with dark, narrowed eyes looking directly at the camera. A caption across the image reads "malice aforethought."
November 28, 2024 at 2:08 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
Help yourself, my little rabies-resistant goblin friend. You may not look quite like the other colony cats, but all are welcome here.
A fairly crunchy-looking possum eats out of a bowl of kitty kibble on a deck at night. Behind him is a row of cat shelters, and he is fully illuminated by the porch light.
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
Bonnie says hang in there!!
A pretty female calico cat, mostly white with a black splotch around her left eye and a brown one above her right, reclines on a white duvet. She is wearing an autumnal bow tie, and her light green eyes are looking into the camera.
November 5, 2024 at 10:04 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
A turkey vulture perched on a deer carcass by the side of a road.
December 29, 2023 at 8:11 PM
msgamgee89.bsky.social
Not vintage, unless 2009 counts, but this is my favorite picture of our girl Phoebe when she was just a little Christmas nugget!
Phoebe, a gray tuxedo kitten of about 4 months old, peers out from inside a Christmas tree. She is partially obscured by two baubles, gold and purple, and the lights are reflected in her green eyes.
December 18, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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A criminal. (An unrepentant orange cat wearing a teal collar with pumpkins on it, napping face-down on a patterned pillow with his paws covering his eyes.)
November 14, 2023 at 6:55 PM