xerked off some boros players

First off, Maro is the GOAT for this.

Second off, Lorwyn/Shadowmoor's whole deal was displaying the duality of societies & ideologies. An actual fan would never want a depoliticised return.

Third, the aurora should swap everyone's gender now to piss these gargoyles off further.

So I felt like I wanted to make something that was at least kinda helpful for people. I don't have any great skills that do that so I started writing about queer movies/TV that help me through rough patches and maybe you'll like them too. check it out, or don't.
open.substack.com/pub/stupidsa...

in honor of @derelict.city 's 5-0 with living end ill be sipping lean at work this whole week

i can't believe wizards actually printed this what were they thinking