Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes
@msdelilahjones.bsky.social
Wine Lady, Grateful Dead, Phish, Old School Panic. Democrat, Wife, Boy Mom, Dog Mom. Trying/failing not to post about politics. Steely Dan rules; Neil Young is my true father.
She doesn't live there.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
She doesn't live there.
Said it not once but twice, and the press yawned.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Said it not once but twice, and the press yawned.
My most Blue-anon take is there’s no way he won all seven swing states. Never gonna believe it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My most Blue-anon take is there’s no way he won all seven swing states. Never gonna believe it.
My mom used to say this! I thought it was just a weird thing she said—had no idea it’s a *thing*?
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mom used to say this! I thought it was just a weird thing she said—had no idea it’s a *thing*?
Oh, I see--there is no "try." Fuuuck. But even better job at getting a table!
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Oh, I see--there is no "try." Fuuuck. But even better job at getting a table!
We’re going after Christmas. Today marked the first day of logging into Resy at 9 AM 30 days out trying to score various tables. A bitch, but I was born for this. Gonna try for Rao’s next.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We’re going after Christmas. Today marked the first day of logging into Resy at 9 AM 30 days out trying to score various tables. A bitch, but I was born for this. Gonna try for Rao’s next.
how did u score a rezzie?
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
how did u score a rezzie?
Turkey is the conduit to the seven delicious sides that surround it. Spatchcock/buttermilk brine that bird and you’ll be a believer.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Turkey is the conduit to the seven delicious sides that surround it. Spatchcock/buttermilk brine that bird and you’ll be a believer.
Could have pawned all those necklaces
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Could have pawned all those necklaces
Let it be so.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Let it be so.
This is the way.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is the way.
Except, that the gen pop will go ballistic if Obama is indicted, and his approval could hit 30% at that point. He’s not invincible; he’s tanking wildly as we speak.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Except, that the gen pop will go ballistic if Obama is indicted, and his approval could hit 30% at that point. He’s not invincible; he’s tanking wildly as we speak.
Post a pic around 6-7 pm and let the stoners take a whack at it!
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Post a pic around 6-7 pm and let the stoners take a whack at it!
I went to Catholic school K through 12, and can count three priests who got busted for having porn at the school. Shit is real.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I went to Catholic school K through 12, and can count three priests who got busted for having porn at the school. Shit is real.
What a beautiful image: pride as a kid you knew how to count the uneven ridges on vinyl to get to a favorite song!
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
What a beautiful image: pride as a kid you knew how to count the uneven ridges on vinyl to get to a favorite song!
A window and glass specialty shop does this.
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
A window and glass specialty shop does this.