Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes
@msdelilahjones.bsky.social
Wine Lady, Grateful Dead, Phish, Old School Panic. Democrat, Wife, Boy Mom, Dog Mom. Trying/failing not to post about politics. Steely Dan rules; Neil Young is my true father.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, after a PERFECT Chicago snowstorm, friends over for boozy game night (where where I reigned supreme), the puppy in my lap with Joni’s River streaming, me close to shedding a tear – when the hubs RIPPED open the sliding door for both dogs to go for a romp. Not cool.
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, after a PERFECT Chicago snowstorm, friends over for boozy game night (where where I reigned supreme), the puppy in my lap with Joni’s River streaming, me close to shedding a tear – when the hubs RIPPED open the sliding door for both dogs to go for a romp. Not cool.
Primary every single one
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Primary every single one
Stealy sweatshirt was the best I could conjure for Spooky Saturday at the shop yesterday. But it’s about time the kids learn about the good old Grateful Dead.
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Stealy sweatshirt was the best I could conjure for Spooky Saturday at the shop yesterday. But it’s about time the kids learn about the good old Grateful Dead.
Cancelled my sub today because you've become "brown liquid," NYT.
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Cancelled my sub today because you've become "brown liquid," NYT.
Chicago represented! Our bus enjoyed a tasty, post-march Mexican Ale from Minoqua Brewery called “It Will Always Be The Gulf of Mexico” #NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Chicago represented! Our bus enjoyed a tasty, post-march Mexican Ale from Minoqua Brewery called “It Will Always Be The Gulf of Mexico” #NoKings
Hey! This reminds me I stopped and snapped this pic for you on the dog walk yesterday.
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hey! This reminds me I stopped and snapped this pic for you on the dog walk yesterday.
Dainty Rosie in the morning
October 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Dainty Rosie in the morning
TFW the capitalist algorithm plays me like a fiddle
September 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
TFW the capitalist algorithm plays me like a fiddle
Puppy wanted to party at 5 am. Got both dogs fed, walked, and (thought) tired out enough to leave them sleeping downstairs while I snuck up for a nap. Exactly 1 minute later:
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Puppy wanted to party at 5 am. Got both dogs fed, walked, and (thought) tired out enough to leave them sleeping downstairs while I snuck up for a nap. Exactly 1 minute later:
Unbridled Asshat threatens my hometown with military occupation. Fuck this guy and everyone who voted for him.
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Unbridled Asshat threatens my hometown with military occupation. Fuck this guy and everyone who voted for him.
Gorgeous girl. Her comrade in cute attached for your pleasure:
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Gorgeous girl. Her comrade in cute attached for your pleasure:
100% convinced on Gizz. Wowza.
August 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
100% convinced on Gizz. Wowza.
I fucking did it! Meet Rosie McGee, our new Muppet Babee!
August 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I fucking did it! Meet Rosie McGee, our new Muppet Babee!
Got the hubs *just* drunk enough to agree to another dog. Need some female energy around this sausage fest. Bella is the front runner,,,Ouisie a close second.
July 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Got the hubs *just* drunk enough to agree to another dog. Need some female energy around this sausage fest. Bella is the front runner,,,Ouisie a close second.
Jerry Larry Gary Gergich Garcia
July 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Jerry Larry Gary Gergich Garcia
Yesterday in Shoo-ta-noofie Doopie-Poopie
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yesterday in Shoo-ta-noofie Doopie-Poopie
I always see Houser
July 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I always see Houser
Dinner’s not for another half hour. I’ll just pop over to Petfinder and take a peaksy OH MY CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!!
July 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Dinner’s not for another half hour. I’ll just pop over to Petfinder and take a peaksy OH MY CHRIST ON A CRACKER!!!
Hoka needs to STOP. I’m a mere mortal with shitty knees!
July 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hoka needs to STOP. I’m a mere mortal with shitty knees!