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Ms.DarthMikesHair
@msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social
Intergalactic (woo)man of mystery
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Friend of mine lost his wife to cancer this week.

I feel inclined to tell you that I love you
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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make your whole life about love 🤍
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
While we’re adding people to The List several men on this app have sent me unsolicited fart recordings. You know who you are don’t make me go public
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My artist friend has a slide from his upstairs down to his studio
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wanna come hang out in my dad’s basement and play with my samurai sword?
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’m still alive and eating hotdogs (touching tips)
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Jesse’s got the right idea tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Jolly

Pirate

Donuts
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Has Scoot hit anyone yet?
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Also… #beneating
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pretty epic when 50% of the chat touched tips in Baltimore
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@phastenough.bsky.social

Honorable mention @blawrence42.bsky.social 📸
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Good morning fam

#caturday
October 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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I've been thinking about this quote a lot lately...

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”

― Frank Herbert, Dune
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@sneakinabbey.bsky.social HAPPYFUCKINGBIRTHDAY!!!
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me: *Listens to Pages new album

Me: As President of my moms basement I have hereby declared this album banned for being unamerican and boring
October 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Page McCondle is making albums to be played at the massage parlor now?
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
“By controlling the experience, we are killing the moment”
September 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Welcome back to 2002 where my body doesn’t hurt all the time and I never got injured by just getting out of bed.

Also Walmart was a megastore owned and run by garbage like it is now!
September 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM