Matt Schoendorff
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Matt Schoendorff
@mschoendorff.bsky.social
Consonant. Dissonant.
Same! This is all in good fun.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you write that, I will write “Not Another Rothko Chapel” in response, in the same vein as “Not Another Teen Movie”
#parodyofaparody
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
(2/2) Moral of the story? You have all the power within you to create your reality. You can make it as bad or as good as you want. Sure, bad things out of your control will still happen. But you have the power to decide if those things will break you or make you stronger.
Stay strong! ✊
October 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
(2/2) Hope the game is actually fútbol, not football. Hope Argentina beats Brazil. Hope Bad Bunny is the ONLY U.S. citizen on the field all day.
October 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Oh my glob, we grew up neighbors! I’m a Flint native.
September 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
That is the funnest fact
September 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
(3/3) Yeah, I…I don’t know. 🤷‍♂️ It was weird and actually more sublime than I’m making it sound. And it all made absolute *perfect* sense at the time. Still kinda does.
August 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
(2/3) I was shown that pain and suffering, and even hell itself, were actually just byproducts of the process, waste material left over, concentrated into certain areas of reality to allow others to flourish and grow as the arrow of entropy and timw played forward from our point of view.
August 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM