Matt Schoendorff
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Matt Schoendorff
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Consonant. Dissonant.
Live. Laugh. Blave.
October 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m finally getting around to watching Sinners.
It’s a fantastic movie, even if it does pour salt into some very open wounds.
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it!
Let’s do it!
July 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
In case you’ve ever wondered if Hot Wheels makes a version of Biff’s truck loaded with manure from the end of Back to the Future, yeah, they absolutely do.
June 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Spi-diddly-Man
June 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Behold! My emotional support pico and my therapy chips
May 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ravel’s nose and Debussy’s beard are two different expressions of the same formal design. This comparison somehow also applies to each composer’s music, respectively.
No, I will not be elaborating further.
April 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I know what this sign is trying to say, but it looks like the ants wrote it. Which is both confusing and hilarious.
April 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
First double bar line in…wow…nine years!
I went through quite the existential crisis as a composer that had me artistically frozen for nearly a decade. It feels good to finally break the spell!
March 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In the process of upgrading my Indy fandom.
Got some new props. 😎
March 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
On my way either to teach harmony or search for the Holy Grail
March 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I was just told I look like Christophe Walz, and I’m not sure how I feel about that…
March 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
…as pronounced by Sean Connery
January 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“Somebody should do something!” says only person who can do something
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*taps the sign*
January 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Them: Be yourself! Just be natural!

Me:
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM