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Abominable Crease
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A man God tried to avoid making
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Jonathan Frakes stands poised to ask you a question
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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A man in a white chef's outfit and red kerchief holds his thumb and forefinger to his lips. A chef's kiss. A little morsel of magnificence.
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Movie poster for Only the Strong
October 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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David Ortiz wears cool as hell sunglasses and smiles for the camera. Perhaps because the Yankees lose.
October 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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White man with glasses stares off somewhere. His mouth is agape.
September 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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A brown haired man in a skeleton mask yells "SAMANTHA BROWN! You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!"
August 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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And I played another wonderful secret chord... the biggest, loudest, most beautiful chord you've ever seen, many are saying. The Lord loved it, said he'd never seen a better one... but you don't really care for music, do you?
Donald Trump wandering around on the roof of the White House, very normally. The baffled king.
August 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Steve Carell portays Michael Scott, the boss from The Office. He is a very average looking white guy wearing sunglasses in red a convertible. The text reads It's Britney, bitch
April 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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*taps the sign*
March 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Imagine having a mom regarded as a sports hero and respecting that so little you're happy to write press releases that Jackie Robinson wasn't shit. Fucking useless.
John Ullyot, Pentagon Press Secretary. He is, to no one's surprise, a white man with blond hair and blue eyes. His eyebrows are slightly arched and his stare is vacant. It is the face of a man who would confidently say that Jackie Robinson "wasn't even that good."
March 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Ethan Hawke as Hamlet
Ethan Hawke stands in front of a wall of Blockbuster videotapes. He is wearing a too small knit hat with earflaps and looks exactly every other 2000 white male NYU film student.
March 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I used to think this old Ask a Manager story was made up, but it turns out they all became Democratic Senators.
For reasons which I dare not know, there is a small contingent of people in my department who all have strong personalities, strong opinions, and no chill. Everyone hates each other, but they all must be on the various party planning committees. Our fall potluck was simultaneously ‘sports jersey,’ ‘Halloween,’ and ‘Richard Nixon’-themed because I accidentally ended up in charge and did not have the energy to veto anything.
March 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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In the top panel, Vince McMahon looks approvingly towards the left at the words "Squaring the Circle" Below, McMahon creep excitement is heightened as he looks at the words "Gleaming the cube" In the next row, McMahon face is contorted in predatory delight. The phrase Pondering the Orb is to the left. Finally, McMahon has evolved into some kind of ascended asshole state with glowing white eyes. The phrase Oft Dwelling Upon the World is on the left.
March 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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How your email finds me
February 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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oh no
Justin Baldoni's 'Pac-Man' Movie in Doubt Amid Blake Lively Legal Battle.
January 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM