@msamaris.bsky.social
5ft nothing weirdo. Embracer of the weird. My foot spends more time in my mouth than on the ground.
Me looking at my coworkers:
March 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me looking at my coworkers:
Did I spend two hours disassociating at a museum? Sure did.
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Did I spend two hours disassociating at a museum? Sure did.
Think I’ve finally figured out the design for my next tattoo:
January 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Think I’ve finally figured out the design for my next tattoo:
I tried to make purple frosting and ended up with “Sidewalk snow in Boston during February” gray:
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I tried to make purple frosting and ended up with “Sidewalk snow in Boston during February” gray:
Found this gem hidden somewhere outside of work. Am I gonna let my boss know? Nope.
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Found this gem hidden somewhere outside of work. Am I gonna let my boss know? Nope.
Yeah, this about sums up how this weekend went.
January 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, this about sums up how this weekend went.
Someone is plotting my demise
November 30, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Someone is plotting my demise
I wanted a square piece of pie so I took one. My coworkers were disappointed, but not surprised to find I chose Gremlin mode at work.
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I wanted a square piece of pie so I took one. My coworkers were disappointed, but not surprised to find I chose Gremlin mode at work.
There is something about raindrops on leaves that makes my brain go brrr in all the right ways.
#nature #newengland
#nature #newengland
November 21, 2024 at 12:59 PM
There is something about raindrops on leaves that makes my brain go brrr in all the right ways.
#nature #newengland
#nature #newengland
My timeline on here is nothing but animals, cool nature pics, & fun comics. This is Bear & yes, he will judge your life decisions.
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
My timeline on here is nothing but animals, cool nature pics, & fun comics. This is Bear & yes, he will judge your life decisions.
Hi. I don’t know how to take myself serious and I think I’m Snow White when it comes to animals. See me booping this duck as an example
November 18, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Hi. I don’t know how to take myself serious and I think I’m Snow White when it comes to animals. See me booping this duck as an example