@msamaris.bsky.social
5ft nothing weirdo. Embracer of the weird. My foot spends more time in my mouth than on the ground.
It’s one thing to think your boss doesn’t respect you. It’s another thing to find out it’s actually true. Pulling the corporate ladder up behind you is no way to run a business.
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It’s one thing to think your boss doesn’t respect you. It’s another thing to find out it’s actually true. Pulling the corporate ladder up behind you is no way to run a business.
Nothing is more difficult than trying to maintain a customer service voice when you are mentally drained.
March 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Nothing is more difficult than trying to maintain a customer service voice when you are mentally drained.
Elon just really needs to touch grass. Going after *checks notes*
r/whitepeopletwitter for *checks notes* reposting an article naming your lackeys was…not on my bingo card.
r/whitepeopletwitter for *checks notes* reposting an article naming your lackeys was…not on my bingo card.
February 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Elon just really needs to touch grass. Going after *checks notes*
r/whitepeopletwitter for *checks notes* reposting an article naming your lackeys was…not on my bingo card.
r/whitepeopletwitter for *checks notes* reposting an article naming your lackeys was…not on my bingo card.
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Did I spend two hours disassociating at a museum? Sure did.
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Did I spend two hours disassociating at a museum? Sure did.
The playlist at work is playing #articmonkeys AND #boniver ? Ok universe, I see you. Throw in some #unclelucious for the hat trick please?
January 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The playlist at work is playing #articmonkeys AND #boniver ? Ok universe, I see you. Throw in some #unclelucious for the hat trick please?
Pro tip: if an employee tells you they don’t feel safe, your response shouldn’t be “do you think it’s you” 🤦🏼♀️
January 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Pro tip: if an employee tells you they don’t feel safe, your response shouldn’t be “do you think it’s you” 🤦🏼♀️
Think I’ve finally figured out the design for my next tattoo:
January 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Think I’ve finally figured out the design for my next tattoo:
If you really want to have some fun, read the book of Matthew. My man was petty, sarcastic, and he’s the reason why we have sassy Jesus.
a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway with his arm outstretched
ALT: a cartoon of jesus standing in a doorway with his arm outstretched
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you really want to have some fun, read the book of Matthew. My man was petty, sarcastic, and he’s the reason why we have sassy Jesus.
I tried to make purple frosting and ended up with “Sidewalk snow in Boston during February” gray:
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I tried to make purple frosting and ended up with “Sidewalk snow in Boston during February” gray:
Found this gem hidden somewhere outside of work. Am I gonna let my boss know? Nope.
January 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Found this gem hidden somewhere outside of work. Am I gonna let my boss know? Nope.
I’m at that age where I find myself attending more wakes than weddings. Until we meet again, friend.
January 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m at that age where I find myself attending more wakes than weddings. Until we meet again, friend.
Yeah, this about sums up how this weekend went.
January 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, this about sums up how this weekend went.
Someone is plotting my demise
November 30, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Someone is plotting my demise
I wanted a square piece of pie so I took one. My coworkers were disappointed, but not surprised to find I chose Gremlin mode at work.
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I wanted a square piece of pie so I took one. My coworkers were disappointed, but not surprised to find I chose Gremlin mode at work.
In the 🍃 industry, today is our Black Friday. I got my #1 closing and the Xmas music doesn’t start til Friday. Let’s gggooooooo. Happy #greenwednesday y’all
November 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
In the 🍃 industry, today is our Black Friday. I got my #1 closing and the Xmas music doesn’t start til Friday. Let’s gggooooooo. Happy #greenwednesday y’all
I work w/a staunch Trumper who is trying to convince the rest of us that “he’s one of the good ones”. My Brother in Christ:
a man sitting in a chair with the words any man who must say i am the king is no true king written below him
ALT: a man sitting in a chair with the words any man who must say i am the king is no true king written below him
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I work w/a staunch Trumper who is trying to convince the rest of us that “he’s one of the good ones”. My Brother in Christ:
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What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
November 22, 2024 at 2:38 PM
What radicalized you? Comrade, I was told "Sharing is caring" as a child.
If anyone needs me I’ll be bumping #GNX by #kendricklamar until further notice.
November 22, 2024 at 9:52 PM
If anyone needs me I’ll be bumping #GNX by #kendricklamar until further notice.
Man, being well versed in 90’s lore has made this week really exhausting. Sean Duffy? Like the reason we didn’t get Homecoming Boston?!? Was Puck too busy or something? Every new pick has me just:
a man is making a surprised face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
ALT: a man is making a surprised face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Man, being well versed in 90’s lore has made this week really exhausting. Sean Duffy? Like the reason we didn’t get Homecoming Boston?!? Was Puck too busy or something? Every new pick has me just:
There is something about raindrops on leaves that makes my brain go brrr in all the right ways.
#nature #newengland
#nature #newengland
November 21, 2024 at 12:59 PM
There is something about raindrops on leaves that makes my brain go brrr in all the right ways.
#nature #newengland
#nature #newengland
If we are gonna lose OT, can we also make Clopens go away too? Sincerely, a tired retail manager.
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
If we are gonna lose OT, can we also make Clopens go away too? Sincerely, a tired retail manager.
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PRO TIP: MAGAts have figured out that, after many of us left Twitter, that they really have no purpose in life without being able to troll us.
Don't let anyone shame you into thinking that it's somehow wrong or cowardly to BLOCK these assholes.
This is OUR good place.
Block those dumb fuckers.
Don't let anyone shame you into thinking that it's somehow wrong or cowardly to BLOCK these assholes.
This is OUR good place.
Block those dumb fuckers.
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
PRO TIP: MAGAts have figured out that, after many of us left Twitter, that they really have no purpose in life without being able to troll us.
Don't let anyone shame you into thinking that it's somehow wrong or cowardly to BLOCK these assholes.
This is OUR good place.
Block those dumb fuckers.
Don't let anyone shame you into thinking that it's somehow wrong or cowardly to BLOCK these assholes.
This is OUR good place.
Block those dumb fuckers.