Jack
mrxth3.bsky.social
Jack
@mrxth3.bsky.social
You wanna know my gender? buddy, they won't even let me know it

Any/all

18+/NSFW
Maybe i should get tipsy so i'm better at being a person?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My boss's boss proudly proclaimed he talks to grok every morning, and then a sentence later proudly said that he'd caught grok telling him something incorrect. Then....why..do you use it
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Cold medicine making everything feel otherworldly rn, who up doing strictly medicinal amounts of cough syrup and getting lots of rest and liquids
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Someday soon there will be a workday that isn't filled with emergencies, i have to believe
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I regret to report that i have a cold, and my head feels like it's been wrapped in a cotton vice
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I thought he was wearing milk pails strapped to his cowboy hat in this pic like a beer can ball cap
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am so glad to be home with my beans 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
caked up tyrannosaurus rex
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tw: transphobia

I have a likely very dumb question. Ftm detransitioners and terfs talk about trans mascs "losing their ability to scream" due to T. Is that just a reference to voice deepening? A lie? What are they even talking about with that talking point
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Found out today that my coworker owns therapy cows. They wear little hats and give people rides
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I should get better at flirting
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Karlach x Hellboy
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trying to avoid checking a bag for my work trip tomorrow but i don't want to do a rolly bag. Maybe i'll just take two backpacks, lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
New profile pic friends
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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absolutely lost my shit in the middle of a teams call because while something was discussed i wondered what the early images of Lilith were and i'm sorry but look LOOK en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith#...
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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The vet said to give him wet food or put some warm water in his kibble. I did that and he *scarfed* it down, and he inhaled some wet food this morning, so i'm wondering if his mouth hurts or something. He's hydrated at least ☺️
Dog who hasn't drunk any water since yesterday morning :///
I'm waiting on a call back from the vet
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Dog who hasn't drunk any water since yesterday morning :///
I'm waiting on a call back from the vet
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Spinosaurus Swimming with Fishes ❤️🐟

#berensart2025 #paleoart
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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From the farthest northern reaches of Hyperboria came Glacier Slut, himbo of the tundra
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Contractors should not be allowed to ask me dumbass questions like "what does your water heater run on", i am too pretty for this and don't know the answer to your riddles
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM