Mike Blizman
@mrunkelmike.bsky.social
For looking Somali? Jesus I hate the world!
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
For looking Somali? Jesus I hate the world!
Man I love attack the block so hard!
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Man I love attack the block so hard!
It's the sycophantic ass kissing that I don't understand.
Every photo of him looks like a third grade picture day outtake, and yet all these people say when they meet him there's this aura about him that they can't deny or escape...
I always think, "Like Jim Jones?"
Every photo of him looks like a third grade picture day outtake, and yet all these people say when they meet him there's this aura about him that they can't deny or escape...
I always think, "Like Jim Jones?"
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's the sycophantic ass kissing that I don't understand.
Every photo of him looks like a third grade picture day outtake, and yet all these people say when they meet him there's this aura about him that they can't deny or escape...
I always think, "Like Jim Jones?"
Every photo of him looks like a third grade picture day outtake, and yet all these people say when they meet him there's this aura about him that they can't deny or escape...
I always think, "Like Jim Jones?"
I'm disabled myself, and although I have no issue reading any font, per se, I have to ask:
What the hell does Marco Rubio expect people who somehow cannot read this font, to do?
I'd say getting someone else to read it, but that presupposes that anyone in this Administration can actually read
What the hell does Marco Rubio expect people who somehow cannot read this font, to do?
I'd say getting someone else to read it, but that presupposes that anyone in this Administration can actually read
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I'm disabled myself, and although I have no issue reading any font, per se, I have to ask:
What the hell does Marco Rubio expect people who somehow cannot read this font, to do?
I'd say getting someone else to read it, but that presupposes that anyone in this Administration can actually read
What the hell does Marco Rubio expect people who somehow cannot read this font, to do?
I'd say getting someone else to read it, but that presupposes that anyone in this Administration can actually read
I bet the Weekly Reader has also gone to hell, assuming it's still a thing
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I bet the Weekly Reader has also gone to hell, assuming it's still a thing
Well correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the government recruiting people and actually endorsing them becoming even more lazy and completely stopping thinking for themselves?
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Well correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the government recruiting people and actually endorsing them becoming even more lazy and completely stopping thinking for themselves?
Just like the oil of The Maccabees, in toothpaste form
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just like the oil of The Maccabees, in toothpaste form
Isn't this the same thing as when they were selling those magnetic bracelets they were supposed to improve your mood or get you laid, or something?
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Isn't this the same thing as when they were selling those magnetic bracelets they were supposed to improve your mood or get you laid, or something?
Yeah, if that kid's going to go around with an open shirt, he sure as hell better know what Skynet is!
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Yeah, if that kid's going to go around with an open shirt, he sure as hell better know what Skynet is!
That is the most absurd thing I have ever heard or seen.
Isn't it bad enough we live in an Idiocracy without being beholden to an algorithm to help us raise our children, for some reason?
Isn't it bad enough we live in an Idiocracy without being beholden to an algorithm to help us raise our children, for some reason?
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
That is the most absurd thing I have ever heard or seen.
Isn't it bad enough we live in an Idiocracy without being beholden to an algorithm to help us raise our children, for some reason?
Isn't it bad enough we live in an Idiocracy without being beholden to an algorithm to help us raise our children, for some reason?
Lactaid and I are old chums... but was unaware of the eggnog form
Thank you
Thank you
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Lactaid and I are old chums... but was unaware of the eggnog form
Thank you
Thank you
Who am I kidding? Trump had someone read those cliff notes to him
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Who am I kidding? Trump had someone read those cliff notes to him
Trump read The Cliff Notes to Phantom of the Opera and decided that the relationship between Phantom and Christine was goals...
But then again, we all know where Trump likes to grab them, anyway
But then again, we all know where Trump likes to grab them, anyway
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Trump read The Cliff Notes to Phantom of the Opera and decided that the relationship between Phantom and Christine was goals...
But then again, we all know where Trump likes to grab them, anyway
But then again, we all know where Trump likes to grab them, anyway
Somewhere, even the cryogenically frozen Ted Williams thinks this is a shitty idea.
And a con game
And a con game
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Somewhere, even the cryogenically frozen Ted Williams thinks this is a shitty idea.
And a con game
And a con game
What a wonderfully anachronistic Christmas it would be
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What a wonderfully anachronistic Christmas it would be
Is it the Great Gatsby?
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Is it the Great Gatsby?
I swear, Gail... biscotti is having its long moment like ginger and truffle oil had their ridiculous moments.
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I swear, Gail... biscotti is having its long moment like ginger and truffle oil had their ridiculous moments.
SNL news said that trophy depicts Trump dragging the world into hell
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
SNL news said that trophy depicts Trump dragging the world into hell
I'm in a wheelchair, so I'm 4-F in the war on Christmas...
But I am busy fighting the war at home by being angry at whomever the hell Sydney Sweeney is
But I am busy fighting the war at home by being angry at whomever the hell Sydney Sweeney is
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm in a wheelchair, so I'm 4-F in the war on Christmas...
But I am busy fighting the war at home by being angry at whomever the hell Sydney Sweeney is
But I am busy fighting the war at home by being angry at whomever the hell Sydney Sweeney is
I'm curious with all the other changes, if the Kennedy medals are now just chocolate coins
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm curious with all the other changes, if the Kennedy medals are now just chocolate coins