Mike Blizman
@mrunkelmike.bsky.social
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Mike Blizman
@mrunkelmike.bsky.social
· Sep 29
I don't know who needs to read this, but my blue sky content is forthcoming...
I'm a refugee from The Holy War that Nazi Batman Caligula just created on another platform...
But please know that this short-term delay will have long-term benefits.
Thank you
I'm a refugee from The Holy War that Nazi Batman Caligula just created on another platform...
But please know that this short-term delay will have long-term benefits.
Thank you
Look, everything I know about FIFA comes from other people's video game systems that I never had...
But I am telling you this if a man named Infantino cannot give an American baby a fake Peace Prize without launching an ethics investigation, then I just don't know what to say anymore about anything
But I am telling you this if a man named Infantino cannot give an American baby a fake Peace Prize without launching an ethics investigation, then I just don't know what to say anymore about anything
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Look, everything I know about FIFA comes from other people's video game systems that I never had...
But I am telling you this if a man named Infantino cannot give an American baby a fake Peace Prize without launching an ethics investigation, then I just don't know what to say anymore about anything
But I am telling you this if a man named Infantino cannot give an American baby a fake Peace Prize without launching an ethics investigation, then I just don't know what to say anymore about anything
@tobyhadoke.bsky.social
I'm 53 and I've been watching Doctor Who and Doctor Who adjacent material for a long time; I've been fighting with haters for years who can't deal with certain changes and spew lots of negative trash
But renaming the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
I'm 53 and I've been watching Doctor Who and Doctor Who adjacent material for a long time; I've been fighting with haters for years who can't deal with certain changes and spew lots of negative trash
But renaming the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
@tobyhadoke.bsky.social
I'm 53 and I've been watching Doctor Who and Doctor Who adjacent material for a long time; I've been fighting with haters for years who can't deal with certain changes and spew lots of negative trash
But renaming the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
I'm 53 and I've been watching Doctor Who and Doctor Who adjacent material for a long time; I've been fighting with haters for years who can't deal with certain changes and spew lots of negative trash
But renaming the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
I am 53 years old, and I've been watching Doctor Who and Doctor Who adjacent material for a long time
I can deal with a lot of changes better than the bulk of the haters out there who have been spewing garbage for years
But when you rename the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
I can deal with a lot of changes better than the bulk of the haters out there who have been spewing garbage for years
But when you rename the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I am 53 years old, and I've been watching Doctor Who and Doctor Who adjacent material for a long time
I can deal with a lot of changes better than the bulk of the haters out there who have been spewing garbage for years
But when you rename the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
I can deal with a lot of changes better than the bulk of the haters out there who have been spewing garbage for years
But when you rename the sea devils homo aqua??
That's rubbish.
SEA DEVILS!
Serious question I can only ask in a civilized social space:
Do they sell lactose free eggnog?
Do they sell lactose free eggnog?
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Serious question I can only ask in a civilized social space:
Do they sell lactose free eggnog?
Do they sell lactose free eggnog?
Look, I don't hate snickerdoodles, okay?
I'm just disappointed in them, is all.
I mean, I misunderstood what they were at an early age, and so once I found out they actually have nothing to do with peanuts or chocolate, and just a benign cinnamon cookie, I was just bummed.
They're fine though.
I'm just disappointed in them, is all.
I mean, I misunderstood what they were at an early age, and so once I found out they actually have nothing to do with peanuts or chocolate, and just a benign cinnamon cookie, I was just bummed.
They're fine though.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Look, I don't hate snickerdoodles, okay?
I'm just disappointed in them, is all.
I mean, I misunderstood what they were at an early age, and so once I found out they actually have nothing to do with peanuts or chocolate, and just a benign cinnamon cookie, I was just bummed.
They're fine though.
I'm just disappointed in them, is all.
I mean, I misunderstood what they were at an early age, and so once I found out they actually have nothing to do with peanuts or chocolate, and just a benign cinnamon cookie, I was just bummed.
They're fine though.
@gailsimone.bsky.social serious question: with the Netflix/ Warner Brothers thing, do you think that the Batgirl movie, as exists, will ever see the light of day?
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social serious question: with the Netflix/ Warner Brothers thing, do you think that the Batgirl movie, as exists, will ever see the light of day?
Every holiday season, there is only one debate...
It is a debate for the ages.
Let it be that this -- and this alone -- will, at last, bring us together.
You're welcome.
It is a debate for the ages.
Let it be that this -- and this alone -- will, at last, bring us together.
You're welcome.
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Every holiday season, there is only one debate...
It is a debate for the ages.
Let it be that this -- and this alone -- will, at last, bring us together.
You're welcome.
It is a debate for the ages.
Let it be that this -- and this alone -- will, at last, bring us together.
You're welcome.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Just saw you in an interview with Johnny Carson plugging Star Wars and doing Stellar impressions of your castmates and then Johnny cut to a clip of the movie, and I couldn't help but notice how small and dull the print was back then.
At least on TV.
Just saw you in an interview with Johnny Carson plugging Star Wars and doing Stellar impressions of your castmates and then Johnny cut to a clip of the movie, and I couldn't help but notice how small and dull the print was back then.
At least on TV.
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Just saw you in an interview with Johnny Carson plugging Star Wars and doing Stellar impressions of your castmates and then Johnny cut to a clip of the movie, and I couldn't help but notice how small and dull the print was back then.
At least on TV.
Just saw you in an interview with Johnny Carson plugging Star Wars and doing Stellar impressions of your castmates and then Johnny cut to a clip of the movie, and I couldn't help but notice how small and dull the print was back then.
At least on TV.
Serious question: does anyone else think that the next executive order is going to be that Meta World Peace has to go back to being Ron Artest so that Trump can have that name?
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Serious question: does anyone else think that the next executive order is going to be that Meta World Peace has to go back to being Ron Artest so that Trump can have that name?
I see these game reviews, lately, that complain about lackluster story or whatever...
I'm 53, and the games I love best didn't hold your hand: All you knew was you were a wrestler who is now the mayor, and you had to rescue your daughter from some kind of Glam rocker, with the help of her boyfriend
I'm 53, and the games I love best didn't hold your hand: All you knew was you were a wrestler who is now the mayor, and you had to rescue your daughter from some kind of Glam rocker, with the help of her boyfriend
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I see these game reviews, lately, that complain about lackluster story or whatever...
I'm 53, and the games I love best didn't hold your hand: All you knew was you were a wrestler who is now the mayor, and you had to rescue your daughter from some kind of Glam rocker, with the help of her boyfriend
I'm 53, and the games I love best didn't hold your hand: All you knew was you were a wrestler who is now the mayor, and you had to rescue your daughter from some kind of Glam rocker, with the help of her boyfriend
Just got into it with a YouTuber complaining about how his playable Burger Time keychain does not have the arcade accurate emulation we deserve, and that there's no game saves or two-player capability, while he's lamenting the lack of an included data cable...
It's a keychain!
It's a keychain!
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just got into it with a YouTuber complaining about how his playable Burger Time keychain does not have the arcade accurate emulation we deserve, and that there's no game saves or two-player capability, while he's lamenting the lack of an included data cable...
It's a keychain!
It's a keychain!
Whenever I watch old gameshows on Buzzr, it always throws me when Bud Collyer, e.g., To Tell the Truth and Beat the Clock, respectively, always tells me that Anacin -- remember that? -- cures depression!
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Whenever I watch old gameshows on Buzzr, it always throws me when Bud Collyer, e.g., To Tell the Truth and Beat the Clock, respectively, always tells me that Anacin -- remember that? -- cures depression!
Here's a thing I think about at 2:15 in the a.m. on the Saturday morning after Thanksgiving...
Ask an animator/cartoonist why their characters only have three fingers and they invariably say: "Fingers are tough to draw."
Okay, but you already drew three of them, there's just one more smaller one.
Ask an animator/cartoonist why their characters only have three fingers and they invariably say: "Fingers are tough to draw."
Okay, but you already drew three of them, there's just one more smaller one.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Here's a thing I think about at 2:15 in the a.m. on the Saturday morning after Thanksgiving...
Ask an animator/cartoonist why their characters only have three fingers and they invariably say: "Fingers are tough to draw."
Okay, but you already drew three of them, there's just one more smaller one.
Ask an animator/cartoonist why their characters only have three fingers and they invariably say: "Fingers are tough to draw."
Okay, but you already drew three of them, there's just one more smaller one.
@diedrichbader.bsky.social
You were on Bones a few times...
Was there ever a drinking game every time Dr Brennan or one of the Squints said, "phalanges"?
Because in 12 seasons, that word got a lot of action.
You were on Bones a few times...
Was there ever a drinking game every time Dr Brennan or one of the Squints said, "phalanges"?
Because in 12 seasons, that word got a lot of action.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@diedrichbader.bsky.social
You were on Bones a few times...
Was there ever a drinking game every time Dr Brennan or one of the Squints said, "phalanges"?
Because in 12 seasons, that word got a lot of action.
You were on Bones a few times...
Was there ever a drinking game every time Dr Brennan or one of the Squints said, "phalanges"?
Because in 12 seasons, that word got a lot of action.
I cannot tell you what a joy it is to be on a quiet social platform that is not owned by Nazi Batman Caligula, there is no holy war, I don't have to fight with James Woods or Chachi about how Muslims have taken over Dearborn, and the only thing that has anything to do with AI
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I cannot tell you what a joy it is to be on a quiet social platform that is not owned by Nazi Batman Caligula, there is no holy war, I don't have to fight with James Woods or Chachi about how Muslims have taken over Dearborn, and the only thing that has anything to do with AI
Are there any Foodies, food adjacent, or food enthusiasts out there who can tell me why they call a collection of dipping sauces, or whatever, a flight?
I'm 53, and I'm pretty sure we used to just call that having options.
I'm 53, and I'm pretty sure we used to just call that having options.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Are there any Foodies, food adjacent, or food enthusiasts out there who can tell me why they call a collection of dipping sauces, or whatever, a flight?
I'm 53, and I'm pretty sure we used to just call that having options.
I'm 53, and I'm pretty sure we used to just call that having options.
Since Trump and SCOTUS still don't seem to want me to eat, maybe I'll join ICE so people will throw sandwiches at me?
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Since Trump and SCOTUS still don't seem to want me to eat, maybe I'll join ICE so people will throw sandwiches at me?
Am I supposed to know what the hell Mr Beast is?
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Am I supposed to know what the hell Mr Beast is?
I don't know who needs to hear this, and maybe I'm crabby because I've been sick for 6 days, but I hate when stand-up comedians host SNL
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, and maybe I'm crabby because I've been sick for 6 days, but I hate when stand-up comedians host SNL
Promise me if I stay here tonight, no one will make me feel bad about being disabled, using a wheelchair, and getting a handout in the form of SNAP benefits?
Or make me feel like I have to give every taxpayer a handjob because I'm so grateful...
I mean... I am grateful though
Not that grateful.
Or make me feel like I have to give every taxpayer a handjob because I'm so grateful...
I mean... I am grateful though
Not that grateful.
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Promise me if I stay here tonight, no one will make me feel bad about being disabled, using a wheelchair, and getting a handout in the form of SNAP benefits?
Or make me feel like I have to give every taxpayer a handjob because I'm so grateful...
I mean... I am grateful though
Not that grateful.
Or make me feel like I have to give every taxpayer a handjob because I'm so grateful...
I mean... I am grateful though
Not that grateful.
A guy on Twitter/ X just offered to pay my rent next month, and all he wanted in return was for me to give whatever was left of the check he sent me to various churches and Veterans groups
In 2024, Nathan wood, a farmer from Idaho was the winner of $2 million in the Powerball.
Now he does this.
In 2024, Nathan wood, a farmer from Idaho was the winner of $2 million in the Powerball.
Now he does this.
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A guy on Twitter/ X just offered to pay my rent next month, and all he wanted in return was for me to give whatever was left of the check he sent me to various churches and Veterans groups
In 2024, Nathan wood, a farmer from Idaho was the winner of $2 million in the Powerball.
Now he does this.
In 2024, Nathan wood, a farmer from Idaho was the winner of $2 million in the Powerball.
Now he does this.
@madeleineswann.bsky.social
Just because I'm in a sharing mood, thought you'd like to know that I'm on night 21 of A Night in the Lonesome October by Roger Zelazny.
Just because I'm in a sharing mood, thought you'd like to know that I'm on night 21 of A Night in the Lonesome October by Roger Zelazny.
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
@madeleineswann.bsky.social
Just because I'm in a sharing mood, thought you'd like to know that I'm on night 21 of A Night in the Lonesome October by Roger Zelazny.
Just because I'm in a sharing mood, thought you'd like to know that I'm on night 21 of A Night in the Lonesome October by Roger Zelazny.
You know, the thing I wish more people understood about Trump is that all he wants to do is send an armed battalion to remind [us] of [his] love!
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
You know, the thing I wish more people understood about Trump is that all he wants to do is send an armed battalion to remind [us] of [his] love!
When I earnestly ask a question, it's because I want a genuine answer; I hope to learn things...
So, when I'm met with, "Google is your friend," I genuinely don't know what to do with that.
Are you attacking me for a perceived lack of research, or don't you know the answer, either?
So, when I'm met with, "Google is your friend," I genuinely don't know what to do with that.
Are you attacking me for a perceived lack of research, or don't you know the answer, either?
October 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When I earnestly ask a question, it's because I want a genuine answer; I hope to learn things...
So, when I'm met with, "Google is your friend," I genuinely don't know what to do with that.
Are you attacking me for a perceived lack of research, or don't you know the answer, either?
So, when I'm met with, "Google is your friend," I genuinely don't know what to do with that.
Are you attacking me for a perceived lack of research, or don't you know the answer, either?
Confession: I've always been jealous of Jack Klugman because Oscar Madison wears a fitted baseball cap.
I have never had a fitted baseball cap, just the adjustable ones with that lame piece of plastic with holes, or the slightly better adjustable strap with the little buckle thingy.
I have never had a fitted baseball cap, just the adjustable ones with that lame piece of plastic with holes, or the slightly better adjustable strap with the little buckle thingy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Confession: I've always been jealous of Jack Klugman because Oscar Madison wears a fitted baseball cap.
I have never had a fitted baseball cap, just the adjustable ones with that lame piece of plastic with holes, or the slightly better adjustable strap with the little buckle thingy.
I have never had a fitted baseball cap, just the adjustable ones with that lame piece of plastic with holes, or the slightly better adjustable strap with the little buckle thingy.