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Marty Maraschino 🍒
@mrtymrschno.bsky.social
If you don’t expect too much of me, you might not be let down
September 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
September 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
August 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
August 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
For some reason last year I decided to watch every Katie Holmes film in order. After 24 I took a break and now I’ve started again. Tonight was number 25 - The Woman In Gold (2015, dir Simon Curtis), which was excellent.

Next up: Touched With Fire (2016, dir Paul Dalio)
July 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Broch v Keith at Kynoch Park, a proper old school Highland League ground, love it.
March 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social Dundee United fans delighted with their teams performance at Ibrox yesterday.
March 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I saw this on the internet so I had to go and check if it was real. You really can get a pint of Guinness with your Burger King meal in Dublin Airport.
February 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
A few of them are still whole, standing castles that you can go inside and do tours of, although most of them are ruins. Dunnotar is probably the most scenic.
February 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’m old enough that I saw this taxi in Keith today and thought “why is there a Peterheed taxi in Keith?”
February 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I never understand why people read stories like this, I know we like to know what’s going okln behind the scenes but don’t people like being surprised any more? Would you read the ending of a movie before you went to see it?
February 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s just occurred to me that Donald Trump is Biff Tannen and America is now the alternative 1985 from Back To The Future 2.
February 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rumble time!
February 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This guys jacket clearly said FUCK on it during Monday Night Raw. #WWE
January 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This doesn’t seem that promising
January 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Fucking Kenneth, real tired of your bullshit Kenneth.
January 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Setting aside the fact that NI Tayto is not real Tayto, what the heck is with that spelling of Worcester?
January 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me, using furniture lacquer in a completely unventilated room - “why do I suddenly have a headache?”
January 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
2nd January in Asda, Jesus hasn’t even blown out his candles yet.
January 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Wordle 1,294 2/6

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January 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
View from the office this morning.
January 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The artists that kept me company in 2024 🎵🎸
January 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think this deserves a mention this week.
December 31, 2024 at 12:06 AM