Marty Maraschino 🍒
@mrtymrschno.bsky.social
If you don’t expect too much of me, you might not be let down
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
A 3-way title fight going in to the last F1 race of the season next weekend. You love to see it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A 3-way title fight going in to the last F1 race of the season next weekend. You love to see it.
I’m on my third attempt to sit through the new Superman film, I fell asleep two nights in a row and tonight I have it paused and I’m on my phone because it’s shite.
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m on my third attempt to sit through the new Superman film, I fell asleep two nights in a row and tonight I have it paused and I’m on my phone because it’s shite.
I’m rewatching Peep Show for the first time in about 15 years and I’d forgotten how brilliant it is. “Frosties are just Corn Flakes for people who can’t face reality”
September 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I’m rewatching Peep Show for the first time in about 15 years and I’d forgotten how brilliant it is. “Frosties are just Corn Flakes for people who can’t face reality”
Can’t believe Trump is finally dead.
September 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Can’t believe Trump is finally dead.
The new CMAT album is here and it’s perfect.
August 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The new CMAT album is here and it’s perfect.
Champions League playoff, penalty shootout with £40m on the line and the daft cunt tries (and misses) a panenka 😂
August 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Champions League playoff, penalty shootout with £40m on the line and the daft cunt tries (and misses) a panenka 😂
TimTams are just Penguins, I will die on this hill.
August 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
TimTams are just Penguins, I will die on this hill.
It’s genuinely difficult sometimes to tell what’s real and what’s AI / deepfake with Trump because he says such mental shit in real life.
August 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s genuinely difficult sometimes to tell what’s real and what’s AI / deepfake with Trump because he says such mental shit in real life.
For some reason last year I decided to watch every Katie Holmes film in order. After 24 I took a break and now I’ve started again. Tonight was number 25 - The Woman In Gold (2015, dir Simon Curtis), which was excellent.
Next up: Touched With Fire (2016, dir Paul Dalio)
Next up: Touched With Fire (2016, dir Paul Dalio)
July 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
For some reason last year I decided to watch every Katie Holmes film in order. After 24 I took a break and now I’ve started again. Tonight was number 25 - The Woman In Gold (2015, dir Simon Curtis), which was excellent.
Next up: Touched With Fire (2016, dir Paul Dalio)
Next up: Touched With Fire (2016, dir Paul Dalio)
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Started a league for Dandies
Might allow a few interlopers fae the Diddy clubs
Winner gets bragging rights over everyone else
fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...
Might allow a few interlopers fae the Diddy clubs
Winner gets bragging rights over everyone else
fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...
Fantasy Premier League, Official Fantasy Football Game of the Premier League
Official Fantasy Premier League 2025/26. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.
fantasy.premierleague.com
July 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Started a league for Dandies
Might allow a few interlopers fae the Diddy clubs
Winner gets bragging rights over everyone else
fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...
Might allow a few interlopers fae the Diddy clubs
Winner gets bragging rights over everyone else
fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...
I’ve had 4 months off Twitter / Threads / BlueSky and it’s been bliss so unsure why I’m reactivating. Sometimes I just feel like shouting random thoughts at a large group of uninterested people and it’s easier to do that here than in the pub. BS is definitely the least objectionable of the three.
July 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’ve had 4 months off Twitter / Threads / BlueSky and it’s been bliss so unsure why I’m reactivating. Sometimes I just feel like shouting random thoughts at a large group of uninterested people and it’s easier to do that here than in the pub. BS is definitely the least objectionable of the three.
Broch v Keith at Kynoch Park, a proper old school Highland League ground, love it.
March 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Broch v Keith at Kynoch Park, a proper old school Highland League ground, love it.
Any Brochers heading up to Keith for the game today?
March 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Any Brochers heading up to Keith for the game today?
Am I crazy or is Spotify down? It’s only letting me play the first few seconds of songs then it just buffers. That’s on two devices, one on WiFi, one on 4G.
March 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Am I crazy or is Spotify down? It’s only letting me play the first few seconds of songs then it just buffers. That’s on two devices, one on WiFi, one on 4G.
@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social Dundee United fans delighted with their teams performance at Ibrox yesterday.
March 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social Dundee United fans delighted with their teams performance at Ibrox yesterday.
Just when I think WWE can’t surprise me any more they turn John Cena heel. Holy fuck.
March 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just when I think WWE can’t surprise me any more they turn John Cena heel. Holy fuck.
Ah man that’s a sore one. Saw them in Aberdeen in 2010 and it was one of the best gigs I’ve ever been to. RIP legend.
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David Johansen, singer from seminal punk band New York Dolls, dies aged 75
The New York Dolls provided the blueprint for British punk bands such as the Sex Pistols and The Clash, and inspired the glam-metal movement that emerged in the 1980s.
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March 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ah man that’s a sore one. Saw them in Aberdeen in 2010 and it was one of the best gigs I’ve ever been to. RIP legend.
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news.sky.com/story/david-...
I don’t really understand why the self service checkout at WH Smith in the airport needs to see my boarding pass to buy a sandwich.
February 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I don’t really understand why the self service checkout at WH Smith in the airport needs to see my boarding pass to buy a sandwich.
I saw this on the internet so I had to go and check if it was real. You really can get a pint of Guinness with your Burger King meal in Dublin Airport.
February 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I saw this on the internet so I had to go and check if it was real. You really can get a pint of Guinness with your Burger King meal in Dublin Airport.
I get a lot of “transpondster” jokes from friends and family who don’t really know what my job is, I don’t talk about it A) because it’s boring and B) for security reasons, but I discovered at the weekend my parents don’t even know the name of the company I’ve worked for for the last 12 years 😂
February 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I get a lot of “transpondster” jokes from friends and family who don’t really know what my job is, I don’t talk about it A) because it’s boring and B) for security reasons, but I discovered at the weekend my parents don’t even know the name of the company I’ve worked for for the last 12 years 😂