Matthew
mrt27.bsky.social
Matthew
@mrt27.bsky.social
I guess we're over here now

🏎️ enjoyer
🎮 washed up gamer
✈️ traveller
⚽ PNE sufferer
🏳️‍🌈 Bi
Me seeing Mini Eggs in the shop already
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Them announcing this just after Forza Motorsport just got put on life support
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I can't believe the Exeter City journeyman in charge at Celtic didn't make a good managerial appointment
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Beaten Gary Rowett at the 16th attempt

Let him cook!
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Edinburgh for some reason is full of Fr*nch people
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Where was the usual political drama accompanying a new Concorde Agreement? Games gone
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Taken me 6 months to discover my work laptop has a touch screen
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Average Coventry City fan whenever they hear the word 'Deepdale'
a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
ALT: a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
About to fly up to Glasgow, good job there's not thousands of people on flight radar checking to see if anyone crashes
a plane is taking off from a runway with the copyright being displayed
ALT: a plane is taking off from a runway with the copyright being displayed
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What is it with 3-4-3 shaggers and playing with tactics boards? They're so stubborn they never change shape anyway!
Fans: “Sack the board”

Nancy: “Mmmm, board”
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So there we have it, the worst champion since 1996/1997
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I will kms if Moyes recalls him in January
Harrison Armstrong equalizes for Preston late on against Wrexham ⚪️
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Not surprised Blackburn got called off again I was getting soaked to the bone, but our groundsmen actually do a good job
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Death, taxes, Kieffer Moore scoring against Preston
Death, taxes, Josh Sargent scoring against Watford
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Need Northern Ireland to get through the playoffs so I can watch Ali McKante look like Xavi against 'Canada' and 'Qatar'
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Scotland
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Sound of Scots having to delete all their drafts moaning at England's easy draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Rio Ferdinand's vocabulary is limited to 'wow' #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I thought I'd be safe skipping the first hour of this draw
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Polyphony Digital charging £25 for content that should have been their game at launch because they know we're all suckers
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Surprised my Spotify wrapped isn't just "FFS listen to something else"

Also sorry to offend the woke but there are not 233 genres of music
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
City lose a 5-1 lead we may see new levels of baldness from Pep
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Congratulations McLaren on winning the 'Flexibility' trophy this evening, the real winners
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Robbed Sheffield Wednesday more than Chansiri ever managed
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Shame Iran didn't bomb this abomination of a circuit earlier this year #F1Sprint
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM