So, you ordered something on Temu and learned it was smaller and generally much less impressive than you thought it would be.

“Smelania” sounds like the worst perfume ever.

In the words of the late, great PJ O’Rourke, Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, then get elected and prove it.

“Employer Tries Shocking New Approach - Treating Employees Like Adult Human Beings. Film at eleven.”

At some point, there will be a gunfight at a college or university. Probably in a dorm or Greek setting involving alcohol and a fight between someone’s new SO and the ex-SO. Innocents will die.

What in the hell are we even doing?

Tell me you don’t understand the difference between electing one of 435 Congress members and electing a single President.

Yeah. Sigh. The obvious response is that states are able to regulate who can drive on their roads (requiring driver’s licenses), and their state of mind (intoxication levels), and even whether or not snow chains are allowed (and when). But given this SCOTUS and the Fools in the Fifth, it looks bad.

Then it will revert to states to prohibit remote or computer/AI driven vehicles from operating on public roads and highways in their jurisdiction.

He’a blocked for me, too. Now I’m curious who it was.

Just wait 56 days, and be sure to padlock the damned doors first.

The funniest and most accurate description of Jesus’ appearance I ever heard is that He would look like a roadie for Santana.