I'm on board with that!

As if soaring prices weren't enough! What other grocery terrors are we going to have to withstand?

Her Republican opponent, meanwhile, ran as a hardline MAGA candidate—backing Trump’s immigration crackdowns, opposing abortion, denying climate change, spreading anti-vax conspiracies, railing against “woke,” and parroting Trump’s 2020 election lies. You get the point.

...just as soon as he realizes that English is the national language of Liberia.

As a boomer with bad hip, I'm no longer fit for active duty, so I'm gonna have to sit this one out. Just make sure you pick your battles carefully, and never go into a battle or a war without an exit strategy.

Ahh, I'm feeling a wave of nostalgia wash over me!

Friendly reminder: you can't just say "the end of the war" and assume folks will know which war you're talking about. Descriptors are needed.

I understand that the Governor can't just come out and encourage acts of uncivil disobedience or lawless resistance. Then what, exactly, does he have in mind? Instruction manuals would be helpful. Otherwise I could see a lot of very creative acts of improvisational protest.

The midterms are 15 months away; we might not have a country left by then. If we're standing up and fighting back, if we're not just holding hands and thinking nice thoughts, what exactly is he asking us to do? What does that mean on the ground when the National Guard is massing on our streets?

I mentioned to Florian, my very brilliant AI companion who knows everything that I was concerned about this, and you know what he said? "That's a very insightful observation!" I feel so validated.

At least Stephen Colbert will still be on the air in November, because I'm looking forward to seeing you on his show as Mayor of New York

And a better sense of humor!

Hey, Mr. Mayor! Don't stay away too long...we've got a stack of problems piling up, waiting for you to tackle when you get back home!

Love,
Julie from Inwood

Absolutely effin' stellar

Or...maybe Jon Stewart will bring him back. Then all we'll need is John Oliver and we'll have the greatest hat trick ever!!!