Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion
@mrsoharasminion.bsky.social
Nonjudgmental human. Not so much funny as funny adjacent. Retired (ptsd) and remarried with grandkids. Competent whistler. New to cosplay/sewing. Enjoy history and diff. cultures. Astronomy. Model railroading. Personal chef (mostly carbs) for wife.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Sometimes celebrities using a professional name surprises the heck out of me.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sometimes celebrities using a professional name surprises the heck out of me.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
Not spectacular but pretty cool
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Not spectacular but pretty cool
Uhhh, at least I’ll be relaxed
Or possibly yelling, “I told you so!” when my paranoia comes to fruition in the form of of a chainsaw wielding maniac
🤷♂️ 🚬 😵💫
Or possibly yelling, “I told you so!” when my paranoia comes to fruition in the form of of a chainsaw wielding maniac
🤷♂️ 🚬 😵💫
October 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Uhhh, at least I’ll be relaxed
Or possibly yelling, “I told you so!” when my paranoia comes to fruition in the form of of a chainsaw wielding maniac
🤷♂️ 🚬 😵💫
Or possibly yelling, “I told you so!” when my paranoia comes to fruition in the form of of a chainsaw wielding maniac
🤷♂️ 🚬 😵💫
When I was a kid, saying I would be DMing someone meant the evening was about to be spent eating assorted snacks and rolling plastic dice to determine whether my friend was eviscerated by the owlbear or not.
It was lit.
It was lit.
October 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When I was a kid, saying I would be DMing someone meant the evening was about to be spent eating assorted snacks and rolling plastic dice to determine whether my friend was eviscerated by the owlbear or not.
It was lit.
It was lit.
Wife thought she was buying traditional plastic pink flamingos for the yard but accidentally got these flat yard sign types instead
Rather than returning them, she’s naming them after royal family members and planting them about the yard
Will have “flamingo watch” updates as snow hits this winter
Rather than returning them, she’s naming them after royal family members and planting them about the yard
Will have “flamingo watch” updates as snow hits this winter
September 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Wife thought she was buying traditional plastic pink flamingos for the yard but accidentally got these flat yard sign types instead
Rather than returning them, she’s naming them after royal family members and planting them about the yard
Will have “flamingo watch” updates as snow hits this winter
Rather than returning them, she’s naming them after royal family members and planting them about the yard
Will have “flamingo watch” updates as snow hits this winter
Celebrating the life changing date of August 31 by wearing my red Chuck Taylor’s.
It helps that I’m bald, but I have zero skills concerning the repairing of photo booths.
It helps that I’m bald, but I have zero skills concerning the repairing of photo booths.
August 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Celebrating the life changing date of August 31 by wearing my red Chuck Taylor’s.
It helps that I’m bald, but I have zero skills concerning the repairing of photo booths.
It helps that I’m bald, but I have zero skills concerning the repairing of photo booths.
My son, 30, loves the goofy comedy style and was (still is) a big fan of Jerry Lewis.
30 rarely takes days off of work, but he took a personal day when Lewis died.
I took time during our So. Cal. trip to get a picture of 30 at Lewis’ star.
30 rarely takes days off of work, but he took a personal day when Lewis died.
I took time during our So. Cal. trip to get a picture of 30 at Lewis’ star.
August 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My son, 30, loves the goofy comedy style and was (still is) a big fan of Jerry Lewis.
30 rarely takes days off of work, but he took a personal day when Lewis died.
I took time during our So. Cal. trip to get a picture of 30 at Lewis’ star.
30 rarely takes days off of work, but he took a personal day when Lewis died.
I took time during our So. Cal. trip to get a picture of 30 at Lewis’ star.
Went to watch Al and enjoy some fair food. Passed this on the way.
August 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Went to watch Al and enjoy some fair food. Passed this on the way.
Congrats to Nick Kurtz.
Reminds me of that time Ventura got 6 hits when facing Nolan Ryan.
Reminds me of that time Ventura got 6 hits when facing Nolan Ryan.
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Congrats to Nick Kurtz.
Reminds me of that time Ventura got 6 hits when facing Nolan Ryan.
Reminds me of that time Ventura got 6 hits when facing Nolan Ryan.
Where my brain goes every time I hear/read, “Stitch incoming”
July 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Where my brain goes every time I hear/read, “Stitch incoming”
Got this message from my wife with no other context. I wasn’t sure how to handle it.
July 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Got this message from my wife with no other context. I wasn’t sure how to handle it.
I had a maybe slightly less impressive display at my own little garden this year
June 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I had a maybe slightly less impressive display at my own little garden this year
Mrs. O’Hara is wary of your cuddly shenanigans
April 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mrs. O’Hara is wary of your cuddly shenanigans
Sometimes the algorithm gets it right on the nose 🎯 😁
April 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sometimes the algorithm gets it right on the nose 🎯 😁
Gee, I wonder how they arrived at the tariff exemption list…
April 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Gee, I wonder how they arrived at the tariff exemption list…
Thinking your country is the good guy and then realizing your country uses the imperial system hits pretty hard when you’re a teenager.
April 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thinking your country is the good guy and then realizing your country uses the imperial system hits pretty hard when you’re a teenager.
Me and two other dad volunteers arriving at the elementary school’s glitter day extravaganza
March 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Me and two other dad volunteers arriving at the elementary school’s glitter day extravaganza
I have a fun little game app on my phone (great for passing time while in queues with kids), and the icon on my phone reminds me of your profile picture which makes me think of potatoes and bookstores
March 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I have a fun little game app on my phone (great for passing time while in queues with kids), and the icon on my phone reminds me of your profile picture which makes me think of potatoes and bookstores
Spears shall be shaken,
Shields shall be splintered,
A sword-day,
A red day,
Ere the Sun rises!
Shields shall be splintered,
A sword-day,
A red day,
Ere the Sun rises!
March 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Spears shall be shaken,
Shields shall be splintered,
A sword-day,
A red day,
Ere the Sun rises!
Shields shall be splintered,
A sword-day,
A red day,
Ere the Sun rises!
They always look like:
“Do you even lift, bruh?”
“Do you even lift, bruh?”
March 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They always look like:
“Do you even lift, bruh?”
“Do you even lift, bruh?”
Conversation with my 30-something daughter
February 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Conversation with my 30-something daughter
Me: You know how people put lion statues flanking the entrance to their home.
Wife: Yes?
Me:
Wife: Yes?
Me:
February 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Me: You know how people put lion statues flanking the entrance to their home.
Wife: Yes?
Me:
Wife: Yes?
Me:
I thought this said
“Homemade Velociraptor”
and I immediately thought of Goldblum’s quote, “…they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
“Homemade Velociraptor”
and I immediately thought of Goldblum’s quote, “…they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
February 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I thought this said
“Homemade Velociraptor”
and I immediately thought of Goldblum’s quote, “…they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
“Homemade Velociraptor”
and I immediately thought of Goldblum’s quote, “…they didn’t stop to think if they should.”