Mrs. O’Hara’s Minion
@mrsoharasminion.bsky.social
Nonjudgmental human. Not so much funny as funny adjacent. Retired (ptsd) and remarried with grandkids. Competent whistler. New to cosplay/sewing. Enjoy history and diff. cultures. Astronomy. Model railroading. Personal chef (mostly carbs) for wife.
I have met George Washington.
I know George Washington.
You, sir, are no George Washington.
I know George Washington.
You, sir, are no George Washington.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I have met George Washington.
I know George Washington.
You, sir, are no George Washington.
I know George Washington.
You, sir, are no George Washington.
How dedicated to a bit am I?
Last week, my wife and I attended the baptism of our great niece. I mentioned that I was glad I wasn’t one of the heads of the five families.
She didn’t know what I meant.
We are now watching Godfather to help her understand.
Last week, my wife and I attended the baptism of our great niece. I mentioned that I was glad I wasn’t one of the heads of the five families.
She didn’t know what I meant.
We are now watching Godfather to help her understand.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
How dedicated to a bit am I?
Last week, my wife and I attended the baptism of our great niece. I mentioned that I was glad I wasn’t one of the heads of the five families.
She didn’t know what I meant.
We are now watching Godfather to help her understand.
Last week, my wife and I attended the baptism of our great niece. I mentioned that I was glad I wasn’t one of the heads of the five families.
She didn’t know what I meant.
We are now watching Godfather to help her understand.
Sometimes celebrities using a professional name surprises the heck out of me.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sometimes celebrities using a professional name surprises the heck out of me.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
Imagine going through life, enjoying Weird Al’s music, only to find out his real name is Dave!
It’s not, but just imagine.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Not spectacular but pretty cool
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Not spectacular but pretty cool
Imagine having 4 of a kind and folding.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Imagine having 4 of a kind and folding.
Scariest greeting from a member of the Trump administration:
“What’s up, dog?” ~Kristi Noem
“What’s up, dog?” ~Kristi Noem
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Scariest greeting from a member of the Trump administration:
“What’s up, dog?” ~Kristi Noem
“What’s up, dog?” ~Kristi Noem
If I ever run for political office, I would include the Oxford comma as one of the planks in my platform.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If I ever run for political office, I would include the Oxford comma as one of the planks in my platform.
We are hosting about a dozen people for a Halloween food and game night.
Start time was 20 minutes ago, and no one is here.
Of course, my wife has already asked, “What if nobody shows up?”
Start time was 20 minutes ago, and no one is here.
Of course, my wife has already asked, “What if nobody shows up?”
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We are hosting about a dozen people for a Halloween food and game night.
Start time was 20 minutes ago, and no one is here.
Of course, my wife has already asked, “What if nobody shows up?”
Start time was 20 minutes ago, and no one is here.
Of course, my wife has already asked, “What if nobody shows up?”
Really hoping the Jays do well tonight
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Really hoping the Jays do well tonight
A new lady at work spends one of her breaks “getting her steps in” by walking a winding route through all the offices.
I always say good morning to her, and the other day she gave me a post-it with a simple message: (paraphrased)
Thank you for always showing me kindness.
I always say good morning to her, and the other day she gave me a post-it with a simple message: (paraphrased)
Thank you for always showing me kindness.
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A new lady at work spends one of her breaks “getting her steps in” by walking a winding route through all the offices.
I always say good morning to her, and the other day she gave me a post-it with a simple message: (paraphrased)
Thank you for always showing me kindness.
I always say good morning to her, and the other day she gave me a post-it with a simple message: (paraphrased)
Thank you for always showing me kindness.
My daughter and g-daughter (2) live with us.
Trying to clean a house while a toddler is actively parkour-ing off the furniture and kissing/licking the windows is a losing battle.
Trying to clean a house while a toddler is actively parkour-ing off the furniture and kissing/licking the windows is a losing battle.
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My daughter and g-daughter (2) live with us.
Trying to clean a house while a toddler is actively parkour-ing off the furniture and kissing/licking the windows is a losing battle.
Trying to clean a house while a toddler is actively parkour-ing off the furniture and kissing/licking the windows is a losing battle.
Any day the Dodgers lose is a decent day
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Any day the Dodgers lose is a decent day
Like a piñata at a birthday party, as soon as you lose sight of a spider in your bedroom, the spider bursts into a million baby spiders who will crawl all over your skin as you’re trying to sleep.
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Like a piñata at a birthday party, as soon as you lose sight of a spider in your bedroom, the spider bursts into a million baby spiders who will crawl all over your skin as you’re trying to sleep.
AOL allowed spaces in email handles
e.g., John Doe@aol.com
e.g., John Doe@aol.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
AOL allowed spaces in email handles
e.g., John Doe@aol.com
e.g., John Doe@aol.com
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury
Our last dog was a Roomba for food. No food that hit the floor lasted more than a few seconds regardless of where it was in the house.
Current dog: I won’t eat unless it’s placed in my bowl and you stay with me because I get lonely.
Current dog: I won’t eat unless it’s placed in my bowl and you stay with me because I get lonely.
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Our last dog was a Roomba for food. No food that hit the floor lasted more than a few seconds regardless of where it was in the house.
Current dog: I won’t eat unless it’s placed in my bowl and you stay with me because I get lonely.
Current dog: I won’t eat unless it’s placed in my bowl and you stay with me because I get lonely.
Used to be, wife would ask me to check out things that go bump in the night
New measure of courage is me answering her phone if it rings
New measure of courage is me answering her phone if it rings
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Used to be, wife would ask me to check out things that go bump in the night
New measure of courage is me answering her phone if it rings
New measure of courage is me answering her phone if it rings
Shaved beard down to a goatee
No one noticed
Not even wife
No one noticed
Not even wife
a brown puppy is making a funny face with the words really written below it
ALT: a brown puppy is making a funny face with the words really written below it
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Shaved beard down to a goatee
No one noticed
Not even wife
No one noticed
Not even wife
While on a zoom meeting, I accidentally rolled my eyes out loud when the leader said, “You’re getting a little break tonight. I’m letting everyone go early.”
It was 2 minutes earlier than scheduled.
The meeting leader called me out in front of the group for my eye roll.
It was 2 minutes earlier than scheduled.
The meeting leader called me out in front of the group for my eye roll.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
While on a zoom meeting, I accidentally rolled my eyes out loud when the leader said, “You’re getting a little break tonight. I’m letting everyone go early.”
It was 2 minutes earlier than scheduled.
The meeting leader called me out in front of the group for my eye roll.
It was 2 minutes earlier than scheduled.
The meeting leader called me out in front of the group for my eye roll.
Soooo, undead?
*preps torches*
*preps torches*
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Soooo, undead?
*preps torches*
*preps torches*
I love that Winnie and Cookie are what democracy looks like 😁
October 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love that Winnie and Cookie are what democracy looks like 😁
I’m a little surprised the religious right hasn’t declared (reiterated) that Portland is a haven for sin and unfavored by their god since he has sent a plague of frogs upon their city.
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More frogs (and other creatures) join in the Portland ICE protests: "New characters have been unlocked"
"This is exactly how we defeat them."
www.dailydot.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m a little surprised the religious right hasn’t declared (reiterated) that Portland is a haven for sin and unfavored by their god since he has sent a plague of frogs upon their city.
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
www.dailydot.com/viral-politi...
Apparently, Portland is being overrun with a plague of frogs. Quick, someone contact the CDC and ask them what we should do…oh no. 🤦♂️
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Apparently, Portland is being overrun with a plague of frogs. Quick, someone contact the CDC and ask them what we should do…oh no. 🤦♂️
I did not realize that pumpkin spice season coincided with Nobel season
October 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I did not realize that pumpkin spice season coincided with Nobel season