Floating Out to Wonderland
@mrslin.bsky.social
She/her. Gen-X, Midwest, WV. Understood the assignment & still won't go back. Hate talking about myself so the bio ends here.
Pinned
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
Middle School bathroom graffiti is surprisingly wholesome
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Middle School bathroom graffiti is surprisingly wholesome
Has anyone checked that another weasel didn't get stuck in the Large Hadron Collider? Because I think the timeline just glitched again.
Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is generously praised by Trump in the Oval Office on the same day Majorie Taylor Greene announces a bizarre resignation from Congress.
One of the weirdest days of this era.
One of the weirdest days of this era.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Has anyone checked that another weasel didn't get stuck in the Large Hadron Collider? Because I think the timeline just glitched again.
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“Well, that was awkward."
- Me, after 93% of my social interactions.
- Me, after 93% of my social interactions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“Well, that was awkward."
- Me, after 93% of my social interactions.
- Me, after 93% of my social interactions.
Today I am thankful that Apple+ provided free access to Charlie Brown for the weekend. 😊
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Today I am thankful that Apple+ provided free access to Charlie Brown for the weekend. 😊
MY BABY GOT MARRIED TODAY & while the wedding was wonderful & she looked beautiful & I'm so happy for her, I HAVE FEELINGS that I can't quite put into words but there's a lot of them & it's really weird.
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
MY BABY GOT MARRIED TODAY & while the wedding was wonderful & she looked beautiful & I'm so happy for her, I HAVE FEELINGS that I can't quite put into words but there's a lot of them & it's really weird.
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I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I still don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder, so no, I'm afraid your email did not "find me well."
I wonder, when Kurt Cobain wrote "About a Girl," that he ever thought it would be played over a sound system at an Ohio Kroger on a Sunday morning in the year of our Lord 2025.
October 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I wonder, when Kurt Cobain wrote "About a Girl," that he ever thought it would be played over a sound system at an Ohio Kroger on a Sunday morning in the year of our Lord 2025.
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Surround yourself with the kind of people who consider The Princess Bride to be one of the greatest films of all-time.
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Surround yourself with the kind of people who consider The Princess Bride to be one of the greatest films of all-time.
I just saw Garbage in concert for the 1st time, wtf, why have I not done this sooner? Shirley, Butch, Steve, Duke, & their touring bassist Nicole all sounded amazing! What an amazing show.
October 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I just saw Garbage in concert for the 1st time, wtf, why have I not done this sooner? Shirley, Butch, Steve, Duke, & their touring bassist Nicole all sounded amazing! What an amazing show.
Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL October
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL October
I peopled twice in the past 3 days so you know what that means: curling up in the fetal position tonight & trying to sleep while every possible social misstep I've made runs through my head. Fun!
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I peopled twice in the past 3 days so you know what that means: curling up in the fetal position tonight & trying to sleep while every possible social misstep I've made runs through my head. Fun!
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
While all prescription drug commercials are awful, this one is especially egregious. I could've gone the rest of my life without hearing Morgan Freeman saying the words "breastfeeding" or "diarrhea," & this ad manages to hit me with BOTH.
youtu.be/Lwf3ODakivM?...
youtu.be/Lwf3ODakivM?...
Attruby Commercial (2025) Featuring Morgan Freeman
YouTube video by ZHENG WEN
youtu.be
September 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
While all prescription drug commercials are awful, this one is especially egregious. I could've gone the rest of my life without hearing Morgan Freeman saying the words "breastfeeding" or "diarrhea," & this ad manages to hit me with BOTH.
youtu.be/Lwf3ODakivM?...
youtu.be/Lwf3ODakivM?...
To be fair, this was Gen X music, but I know for a fact every man in this photo is a Boomer.
September 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
To be fair, this was Gen X music, but I know for a fact every man in this photo is a Boomer.
See @zuzusunshine.bsky.social it's not just us!
September 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
See @zuzusunshine.bsky.social it's not just us!
Female feline: *INSISTENT MEWING*
Me: No, you just ate. I saw you. I WATCHED YOU EAT. You ain't slick.
Female feline: *sits by empty dish defiantly & looks pathetic*
Me: No, you just ate. I saw you. I WATCHED YOU EAT. You ain't slick.
Female feline: *sits by empty dish defiantly & looks pathetic*
September 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Female feline: *INSISTENT MEWING*
Me: No, you just ate. I saw you. I WATCHED YOU EAT. You ain't slick.
Female feline: *sits by empty dish defiantly & looks pathetic*
Me: No, you just ate. I saw you. I WATCHED YOU EAT. You ain't slick.
Female feline: *sits by empty dish defiantly & looks pathetic*
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
Took the female feline to the vet today & now the male is hissing & growling at her. WTF? I'm like "hey dipshit, YOU KNOW HER, same cat you've lived with for almost 11 years now." Why is he being such a dumbass?!
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Took the female feline to the vet today & now the male is hissing & growling at her. WTF? I'm like "hey dipshit, YOU KNOW HER, same cat you've lived with for almost 11 years now." Why is he being such a dumbass?!
What poster did you have hanging in your room?
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What poster did you have hanging in your room?
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Culturally, we need to make abortions like Labubus—no one cares whether you have one.
September 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Culturally, we need to make abortions like Labubus—no one cares whether you have one.
My husband is on his way back from overseas & was surprised by an empty seat next to him on the flight & extremely short lines at Customs. He said he forgot no one is coming to the U.S. anymore. Are we great yet? Because while it did make his trip easier, that doesn't sound great.
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My husband is on his way back from overseas & was surprised by an empty seat next to him on the flight & extremely short lines at Customs. He said he forgot no one is coming to the U.S. anymore. Are we great yet? Because while it did make his trip easier, that doesn't sound great.