MrSlacker123
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Do unfortunately think we could do some damage by getting the theatre kids to dress up as jesters to follow ICE around all jingle-jangling
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Do unfortunately think we could do some damage by getting the theatre kids to dress up as jesters to follow ICE around all jingle-jangling
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I think we have to face the possibility that in the next six months, we’re going to see a leaked conversation between Sexy Anime Grok and Texas Senator Ted Cruz
July 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I think we have to face the possibility that in the next six months, we’re going to see a leaked conversation between Sexy Anime Grok and Texas Senator Ted Cruz
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June 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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not from around here are ya?
May 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
not from around here are ya?
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Coming soon- Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! ☁️
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
May 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Coming soon- Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! ☁️
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen
Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv
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May 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Think of the gay children on @tumblr.com! 💔
May 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Think of the gay children on @tumblr.com! 💔
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thank you for your feedback. we regret to inform you that it has made us stronger
April 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
thank you for your feedback. we regret to inform you that it has made us stronger
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Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
April 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
theonion.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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March 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
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men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes
March 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes
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"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.
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Season 2 incoming... 🚀
‘Gastronauts’ Renewed for Season 2 at Dropout, New Chef Contestants and Guest Judges Revealed (EXCLUSIVE)
Comedic culinary competition "Gastronauts" has been renewed for Season 2 at indie streamer Dropout.
variety.com
March 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Season 2 incoming... 🚀
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Putting 7 cheeses in my enchiladas tonight because god is dead and we killed him
March 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Putting 7 cheeses in my enchiladas tonight because god is dead and we killed him
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CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
Tomorrow is the cloture vote.
KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️
Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.
Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
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While I understand there are different political views and that violence is not the correct way, If one person even tries to talk to me about "race mixing", I will throat punch them idc.
February 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
While I understand there are different political views and that violence is not the correct way, If one person even tries to talk to me about "race mixing", I will throat punch them idc.
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From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.
January 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.
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Um. What did I just watch?
January 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Um. What did I just watch?
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I hear they just banned this and I'm very hurt about it
January 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I hear they just banned this and I'm very hurt about it
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Are you a chef who wants to be on Gastronauts? 🧑🍳
If so, please fill out this form: form.fillout.com/t/virrZz2Cimus
If so, please fill out this form: form.fillout.com/t/virrZz2Cimus
January 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Shifting of metal.
A fallen knight, on knees, face towards the sky.
Snow bites a nose with powdered kisses.
Is that blood or tears?
So much light.
Do you hear that song?
Smell like home.
A fallen knight, on knees, face towards the sky.
Snow bites a nose with powdered kisses.
Is that blood or tears?
So much light.
Do you hear that song?
Smell like home.
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Shifting of metal.
A fallen knight, on knees, face towards the sky.
Snow bites a nose with powdered kisses.
Is that blood or tears?
So much light.
Do you hear that song?
Smell like home.
A fallen knight, on knees, face towards the sky.
Snow bites a nose with powdered kisses.
Is that blood or tears?
So much light.
Do you hear that song?
Smell like home.