And did the door open inwards, so you have to grab the piss covered handle with your nice clean hands? I really hate that.
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
And did the door open inwards, so you have to grab the piss covered handle with your nice clean hands? I really hate that.
I agree with some of your ratings but disagree with others. Please be more mindful in the future.
May 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I agree with some of your ratings but disagree with others. Please be more mindful in the future.
Fun fact: Pink Floyd's brother was none other than famous TV chef Keith Floyd. 👍
May 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Fun fact: Pink Floyd's brother was none other than famous TV chef Keith Floyd. 👍
I've had two parcels go missing recently. Would it help if my uncle retrained as a dermatologist?
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I've had two parcels go missing recently. Would it help if my uncle retrained as a dermatologist?
I was out in the middle of nowhere, once, and I heard an old man coughing, like a really bad smokers cough, and I looked around to see where he was, and in the middle of a field there was this sheep just stood there coughing.
April 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I was out in the middle of nowhere, once, and I heard an old man coughing, like a really bad smokers cough, and I looked around to see where he was, and in the middle of a field there was this sheep just stood there coughing.
I follow the Cat Pics feed, which as well as showing me cute pictures of kitties, regularly pushes drawings of muscly cat dudes with massive throbbing erections in my face, none of which get the "sexually suggestive cartoon" label. I mean, I'm not complaining, but it seems a bit hit and miss to me.
March 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I follow the Cat Pics feed, which as well as showing me cute pictures of kitties, regularly pushes drawings of muscly cat dudes with massive throbbing erections in my face, none of which get the "sexually suggestive cartoon" label. I mean, I'm not complaining, but it seems a bit hit and miss to me.
@profanity.accountant please can you enumerate my swears. TIA!
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@profanity.accountant please can you enumerate my swears. TIA!
Has the diarrhoea stopped yet?
March 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Has the diarrhoea stopped yet?
I remember when it used to be the WWF and they used to force pandas to fight each other.
March 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I remember when it used to be the WWF and they used to force pandas to fight each other.
It's two different shades of green, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise!
February 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's two different shades of green, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise!
I haven't eaten any meat for decades, so I feel like I should be allowed to burn a couple of tyres per week until I retire. This seems only fair.
February 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I haven't eaten any meat for decades, so I feel like I should be allowed to burn a couple of tyres per week until I retire. This seems only fair.
I once pushed myself too hard while cycling, and spent about 30min in my top HR zone by accident.
It took over 12h for my resting HR to return to normal, and I felt like I was going to die!
Fun times...
It took over 12h for my resting HR to return to normal, and I felt like I was going to die!
Fun times...
February 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I once pushed myself too hard while cycling, and spent about 30min in my top HR zone by accident.
It took over 12h for my resting HR to return to normal, and I felt like I was going to die!
Fun times...
It took over 12h for my resting HR to return to normal, and I felt like I was going to die!
Fun times...
It's always in the last place you look. So be sure to check there first! 👍
February 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's always in the last place you look. So be sure to check there first! 👍
These are better than the original orange ones.
February 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
These are better than the original orange ones.
Phone Las Vegas and put it all on red. 👍
February 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Phone Las Vegas and put it all on red. 👍
OK. Cold hands and feet without any pain, possibly also with numbness or pins and needles can be caused by poor circulation. Not saying that's what you have.
February 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
OK. Cold hands and feet without any pain, possibly also with numbness or pins and needles can be caused by poor circulation. Not saying that's what you have.
Poor circulation? I used to get this for years, started taking multivitamins (for B12) and iron tablets, and seems much better now. I'm a veggie, so don't get much of them in my diet. YMMV.
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Poor circulation? I used to get this for years, started taking multivitamins (for B12) and iron tablets, and seems much better now. I'm a veggie, so don't get much of them in my diet. YMMV.
To save time, you should get all these people to stand in a really long line, arranged in height order, then push the smallest one over. 👍
February 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
To save time, you should get all these people to stand in a really long line, arranged in height order, then push the smallest one over. 👍