Do not under any circumstances slam dunk the funk! #totp

Er, I'm not sure about the plot for this new episode. Maybe needs more Daleks?

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I reckon if I stick a kebab skewer up my nose at just the right angle and give it a good hard shove, I can probably remove the part of my brain that remembers Noel Edmonds. #totp

Apples.