Margaret H. Willison
@mrsfridaynext.bsky.social
I used to be a "social media bon vivant" but there ain't a lot of "bon" to be had as in social media vive these days. Bluesky, prove me wrong!
Quality of Rumi braids is going to be the no. 1 class signifier this Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Quality of Rumi braids is going to be the no. 1 class signifier this Halloween.
Something else on which I need to publicly comment, as a self-titled Swiftologist: I love the caption and absolutely despise the ring.
August 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Something else on which I need to publicly comment, as a self-titled Swiftologist: I love the caption and absolutely despise the ring.
Close second in the category of “pop superstar whose career suggests we’re living inside a simulation”— Ed Sheeran.
January 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Close second in the category of “pop superstar whose career suggests we’re living inside a simulation”— Ed Sheeran.
“The two most respected pop girlies will each feature him on wildly different singles that become smash hits. THEN he’ll use that goodwill to pivot into country, where he’ll collab with a popular but culturally disgraced singer on a single so undeniable even woke bi girls love it.” THAT’S AI, BRO!!!
January 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
“The two most respected pop girlies will each feature him on wildly different singles that become smash hits. THEN he’ll use that goodwill to pivot into country, where he’ll collab with a popular but culturally disgraced singer on a single so undeniable even woke bi girls love it.” THAT’S AI, BRO!!!
first thought, best thought: Post Malone’s career may be the best evidence that we’re living inside a simulation, because I genuinely like him and cannot help it, but you can’t tell me this isn’t EXACTLY what AI would generate if you asked it to make “really unexpected pop superstar” —
January 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
first thought, best thought: Post Malone’s career may be the best evidence that we’re living inside a simulation, because I genuinely like him and cannot help it, but you can’t tell me this isn’t EXACTLY what AI would generate if you asked it to make “really unexpected pop superstar” —
Like, this is violent:
January 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Like, this is violent:
Saw a pizza cut into 16 slices at a roller rink this afternoon and was like “Damn, new Proustian memory just dropped.”
December 2, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Saw a pizza cut into 16 slices at a roller rink this afternoon and was like “Damn, new Proustian memory just dropped.”
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
And one who, if a world-famous, best-selling author makes an offhand compliment about you, will ensure that compliment appears in the final article 🥰🥰
November 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
And one who, if a world-famous, best-selling author makes an offhand compliment about you, will ensure that compliment appears in the final article 🥰🥰
If you’re going to befriend a reporter, make sure it’s one like @meredithgoldstein.bsky.social who’ll make you sound like a legend any time she describes you in print:
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM
If you’re going to befriend a reporter, make sure it’s one like @meredithgoldstein.bsky.social who’ll make you sound like a legend any time she describes you in print:
Bringing a special Twitter tradition to Bluesky: sending @rainbowrowell.bsky.social pictures of our Thanksgiving plates— from my gay Friendsgiving:
November 23, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Bringing a special Twitter tradition to Bluesky: sending @rainbowrowell.bsky.social pictures of our Thanksgiving plates— from my gay Friendsgiving:
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
This event was featured on the AARP events page ☹️☹️
November 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
This event was featured on the AARP events page ☹️☹️
I am at Emo Karaoke Night and I have terrible news…
November 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I am at Emo Karaoke Night and I have terrible news…
That movie is perfect and so are its deliciously absurd Eighties Does Thirties costumes.
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
That movie is perfect and so are its deliciously absurd Eighties Does Thirties costumes.
I wore a very good outfit to see Anora last week and it gives me immense joy to be able to share it with you right now.
November 16, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I wore a very good outfit to see Anora last week and it gives me immense joy to be able to share it with you right now.
the best face in the whole entire world, sources are saying
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
the best face in the whole entire world, sources are saying
One extremely important thing I have to tell you is I 40% own a dog* and his name is PEPPER and he is PERFECT.
*(he TECHNICALLY belongs to my boyfriend, but we all recognize that I am Pepper’s mom.)
*(he TECHNICALLY belongs to my boyfriend, but we all recognize that I am Pepper’s mom.)
November 16, 2024 at 1:58 AM
One extremely important thing I have to tell you is I 40% own a dog* and his name is PEPPER and he is PERFECT.
*(he TECHNICALLY belongs to my boyfriend, but we all recognize that I am Pepper’s mom.)
*(he TECHNICALLY belongs to my boyfriend, but we all recognize that I am Pepper’s mom.)
I couldn’t help but wonder, after years of using only Instagram, have I become Insufficiently Online to truly fuck with Bluesky?
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I couldn’t help but wonder, after years of using only Instagram, have I become Insufficiently Online to truly fuck with Bluesky?
In 2009, the CMAS would have Tim McGraw straight-faced say “Country music is truly music for everyone and it’s never been more apparent than with the diversity of tonights’ nominees” and then have the nominees be LITERALLY four white men and Taylor Swift: youtu.be/qqYuCosWczE
March 26, 2024 at 11:56 PM
In 2009, the CMAS would have Tim McGraw straight-faced say “Country music is truly music for everyone and it’s never been more apparent than with the diversity of tonights’ nominees” and then have the nominees be LITERALLY four white men and Taylor Swift: youtu.be/qqYuCosWczE
The Golden Globes’ new award for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement would be PERFECT if every single year, just as the winners were accepting the statuette, Jon Hamm stormed the stage, snatched the award out of their hands, and shouted:
January 8, 2024 at 3:25 AM
The Golden Globes’ new award for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement would be PERFECT if every single year, just as the winners were accepting the statuette, Jon Hamm stormed the stage, snatched the award out of their hands, and shouted:
