Just watched the doc Hail Satan? and it stirred up something deep. Not about Satanism—but about growing up during the actual Satanic Panic of the early '80s. I was a metal kid in middle school during peak Ozzy/Zep/Sabbath, and things got… weird. 🧵

🧵Mr. President,
I urge you to reconsider the recent actions taken against individuals like Mahmoud Khalil, a Palestinian activist and former Columbia University graduate student, who was detained by federal immigration agents and is currently facing potential deportation.

Anonymous classroom find

“Apparently, I need to implement TSA-level security at dismissal.
Me: ‘Touch your nose if you have some of Mrs. Fleming’s school toys at home right now.’
Students: touch their noses
Me: ‘Alright, line up for bag checks.’”