All of the aliens are absolutely terrifying but none of them are as scary as an unstoppable synthetic preteen in the midst of a psychotic break. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX

“Kronk! Pull the lever!” #AlienEarth

Me watching episode 2 of #AlienEarth

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I turn my nose up at Crocs but I own a pair of these and basically live in them, so perhaps I am no better than the Croc enthusiasts

His name was Gus. He was the best.

When you married an actual hobbit

My idiot dog fell all the way down the stairs (something startled him at the top), and it scared me so much I’ve spent the rest of the day sitting on the couch and staring at him to make sure he’s okay. (He’s fine.)

Husband replaced all the light bulbs in the bathroom and now looking in the mirror is like that time they accidentally put Liz Lemon in HD
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Scenes from a marriage