Disgruntled Pelican
@mrsdanderfluff.bsky.social
Lover of many long books and one short man. PK & elementary art teacher. (She/her)
My in-laws are watching “Watson” and wooowwww is it bad.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My in-laws are watching “Watson” and wooowwww is it bad.
Why did we wait so long into this season of The Diplomat before really deploying Bradley Whitford? First Lady Todd is EVERYTHING.
October 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Why did we wait so long into this season of The Diplomat before really deploying Bradley Whitford? First Lady Todd is EVERYTHING.
Whoa, I had no idea that a flapjack in America is an entirely different animal from a UK flapjack.
September 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Whoa, I had no idea that a flapjack in America is an entirely different animal from a UK flapjack.
I get irrationally(?) angry when watching Bake Off and the judges’ primary criticism is that something should have baked longer. GIVE THEM A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME THEN.
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I get irrationally(?) angry when watching Bake Off and the judges’ primary criticism is that something should have baked longer. GIVE THEM A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME THEN.
Hey @abc13houstontexas.bsky.social @nbcnews.com are y’all reporting on the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system that may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in the Nov election?
🚨RED ALERT IN TEXAS🚨
Check your voter registration status now, and often, between now and Election Day.
www.votebeat.org/texas/2025/0...
Check your voter registration status now, and often, between now and Election Day.
www.votebeat.org/texas/2025/0...
Texas counties struggle with state’s updated TEAM voter registration system
Says one election administrator: “One day it works and we can get stuff done, and the next day it doesn’t and nothing gets done.”
www.votebeat.org
September 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hey @abc13houstontexas.bsky.social @nbcnews.com are y’all reporting on the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system that may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in the Nov election?
Hey @jamestalarico.bsky.social @betoorourke.bsky.social the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in November. What are we doing about this?
🚨RED ALERT IN TEXAS🚨
Check your voter registration status now, and often, between now and Election Day.
www.votebeat.org/texas/2025/0...
Check your voter registration status now, and often, between now and Election Day.
www.votebeat.org/texas/2025/0...
Texas counties struggle with state’s updated TEAM voter registration system
Says one election administrator: “One day it works and we can get stuff done, and the next day it doesn’t and nothing gets done.”
www.votebeat.org
September 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hey @jamestalarico.bsky.social @betoorourke.bsky.social the huge backlog created by the new voter registration system may prevent tens of thousands of Texans from being eligible to vote in November. What are we doing about this?
Hey @texastribune.org @houstonchronicle.com @houstonpublicmedia.bsky.social are y’all reporting on the Texas voter registration backlog that may prevent thousands of people from being registered to vote by the Oct. 6 deadline?
🚨RED ALERT IN TEXAS🚨
Check your voter registration status now, and often, between now and Election Day.
www.votebeat.org/texas/2025/0...
Check your voter registration status now, and often, between now and Election Day.
www.votebeat.org/texas/2025/0...
Texas counties struggle with state’s updated TEAM voter registration system
Says one election administrator: “One day it works and we can get stuff done, and the next day it doesn’t and nothing gets done.”
www.votebeat.org
September 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hey @texastribune.org @houstonchronicle.com @houstonpublicmedia.bsky.social are y’all reporting on the Texas voter registration backlog that may prevent thousands of people from being registered to vote by the Oct. 6 deadline?
One thing you wanna do before you have kids is you wanna get a bunch of crappy plastic toys, break them, and then practice repairing them with super glue. Well developed super gluing skills will significantly up your parenting game.
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
One thing you wanna do before you have kids is you wanna get a bunch of crappy plastic toys, break them, and then practice repairing them with super glue. Well developed super gluing skills will significantly up your parenting game.
Oh sweet Arthur, no one has ever been so well and truly fucked. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Oh sweet Arthur, no one has ever been so well and truly fucked. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
Kirsh, what is your freaky blonde DEAL? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Kirsh, what is your freaky blonde DEAL? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
PROTECT SMEE AT ALL COSTS #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
PROTECT SMEE AT ALL COSTS #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
Okay so thats “eyeball monster evil” CONFIRMED #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Okay so thats “eyeball monster evil” CONFIRMED #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
Isaaaaaaaac NOOOOOOOO #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Isaaaaaaaac NOOOOOOOO #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
Boy Kavalier sitting at that conference table like he’s about to have his yearly pelvic exam. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Boy Kavalier sitting at that conference table like he’s about to have his yearly pelvic exam. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
BITCHY ROBOT ELEVATOR SMACKDOWN #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
BITCHY ROBOT ELEVATOR SMACKDOWN #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
I forgot to chop the spinach before throwing it in the pot and now it’s like my soup is filled with wet pillowcases.
September 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I forgot to chop the spinach before throwing it in the pot and now it’s like my soup is filled with wet pillowcases.
All of the aliens are absolutely terrifying but none of them are as scary as an unstoppable synthetic preteen in the midst of a psychotic break. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
All of the aliens are absolutely terrifying but none of them are as scary as an unstoppable synthetic preteen in the midst of a psychotic break. #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
The eyeball monster and the bloodsucking cockroaches are IN CAHOOTS!? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The eyeball monster and the bloodsucking cockroaches are IN CAHOOTS!? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
Why is every containment tank in every lab on this show made of CANDY GLASS?? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why is every containment tank in every lab on this show made of CANDY GLASS?? #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
No one has ever taken SO LONG to shoot a dead body into space #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
September 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
No one has ever taken SO LONG to shoot a dead body into space #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
Shots fired at the Snuggie #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Shots fired at the Snuggie #AlienEarth #AlienEarthFX
I DO NOT LIKE THE EYEBALL MONSTER #AlienEarth
August 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I DO NOT LIKE THE EYEBALL MONSTER #AlienEarth
JUSTICE FOR CAPILLUS #Foundation
a ferret is laying on its back with its mouth open .
ALT: a ferret is laying on its back with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
JUSTICE FOR CAPILLUS #Foundation
“Kronk! Pull the lever!” #AlienEarth
August 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Kronk! Pull the lever!” #AlienEarth
August 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM