having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.

This has been survival tips with Jen.

Checking and rechecking my Thanksgiving to-do lists. This always reminds me of my grandmothers’ handwriting strewn across lists, recipe cards and scraps of paper on their kitchen counters. ❤️

What thing are you doing to prepare for Turkey Day that you learned from an older person in your life?

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

Fertility fun: the cycle failed but screwed up my timing so I’m currently 3 days late but not pregnant and just waiting to get this party started. #infertility #pcos #nomansland