One million potential reply tweets just flashed before my eyes. I'll see exactly the same jokes the moment before my death.

Hope you and the family are well.

Bloody hell

This obviously causes crippling imbalances in the pigeon corporate world where nopigeon wants the demanding yet lucrative CEO job. That's why you always see them on the street.

I think I suffered heatstrok yesterday

Because I have a poor memory for These Kind Of Things, I genuinely don't know what's happening each season and treat any F1 News as spoilers. Good times.