Dan Saxotweet
@mrsaxotweet.bsky.social
(to the Family Guy theme) Lucky there's a Grammarly Guy
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
(to the Family Guy theme) Lucky there's a Grammarly Guy
This has convinced me - he's the most Gone anyone has ever been in the history of Gone studies. Volumes of Goneosophy textbooks are to be rewritten to capture the scale of his Goneness.
The idea of replacing Starmer is just utter nonsense. He's just won an election with a huge majority. It would look foolhardy, sel-obssessed, chaotic, insane: classic Tory bollocks.
September 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This has convinced me - he's the most Gone anyone has ever been in the history of Gone studies. Volumes of Goneosophy textbooks are to be rewritten to capture the scale of his Goneness.
(To the tune of Man-Child)
"Adrian Chiles"
"Adrian Chiles"
June 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
(To the tune of Man-Child)
"Adrian Chiles"
"Adrian Chiles"
We used to be a real country
June 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We used to be a real country
Do you ever see a guy holding hands with someone way out of their league and think "that dude must tell some REALLY good knock knock jokes"
May 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Do you ever see a guy holding hands with someone way out of their league and think "that dude must tell some REALLY good knock knock jokes"
Pigeons are the most ambitious birds; whenever they are asked what job they want (at the bird job fair) they only reply "COO"
May 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pigeons are the most ambitious birds; whenever they are asked what job they want (at the bird job fair) they only reply "COO"
A nice boring 3-0 win please guys
May 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A nice boring 3-0 win please guys
Nooo babe your jokes are perfect, the funny ones hurt
May 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Nooo babe your jokes are perfect, the funny ones hurt
Now at an age where the number of people I went school/uni with who are doing the Marathon this year has entered double digits. Oww.
April 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Now at an age where the number of people I went school/uni with who are doing the Marathon this year has entered double digits. Oww.
Guess who has started watching Drive To Survive for the first time and is getting far too into it
April 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Guess who has started watching Drive To Survive for the first time and is getting far too into it
Stay strong everyone. By this time tomorrow The Fooling Window will be over, and sanity shall be restored. I believe in us.
March 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Stay strong everyone. By this time tomorrow The Fooling Window will be over, and sanity shall be restored. I believe in us.
'Adolescence' is very good, well done cultural zeitgeist for propelling something worthwhile
March 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
'Adolescence' is very good, well done cultural zeitgeist for propelling something worthwhile
You insult me by suggesting I would ever leave this perfect, beautiful new plastic bag unaccompanied around a horrible baby/small child.
March 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
You insult me by suggesting I would ever leave this perfect, beautiful new plastic bag unaccompanied around a horrible baby/small child.
Eating my lunch before 12 on a busy half term train
a close up of a man wearing a hat and suit
ALT: a close up of a man wearing a hat and suit
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February 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Eating my lunch before 12 on a busy half term train
🚨Daily Catchphrases Advice (17/1/25):
The phase "Doing A Reverse Womble" (leaving loads of useless stuff everywhere) has good potential. Maybe one to try with a messy flatmate/colleague?
The phase "Doing A Reverse Womble" (leaving loads of useless stuff everywhere) has good potential. Maybe one to try with a messy flatmate/colleague?
February 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
🚨Daily Catchphrases Advice (17/1/25):
The phase "Doing A Reverse Womble" (leaving loads of useless stuff everywhere) has good potential. Maybe one to try with a messy flatmate/colleague?
The phase "Doing A Reverse Womble" (leaving loads of useless stuff everywhere) has good potential. Maybe one to try with a messy flatmate/colleague?
Look, I hate them as much as the next "guy who hates the current Labour Party for the right reasons, not the wrong bad reasons"
But BBC Breaking News? For this?
But BBC Breaking News? For this?
February 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Look, I hate them as much as the next "guy who hates the current Labour Party for the right reasons, not the wrong bad reasons"
But BBC Breaking News? For this?
But BBC Breaking News? For this?
This is just like that episode of The Thick Of It
January 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This is just like that episode of The Thick Of It
Not to go all republican, I just don't think this should share the same notification alert as "World War 3 Has Started"
January 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Not to go all republican, I just don't think this should share the same notification alert as "World War 3 Has Started"
Real shame Facebook are doing away with fact checking, they're doing such a good job currently
January 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Real shame Facebook are doing away with fact checking, they're doing such a good job currently
Nothing says "welcome back to your regular bus stop" like a drunk guy slowly singing Is This The Way To Amarillo whilst another guy vapes on you
January 7, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Nothing says "welcome back to your regular bus stop" like a drunk guy slowly singing Is This The Way To Amarillo whilst another guy vapes on you
Hold on... If you're Grump, and he's not so Grump... Then who's flying this plane???
December 3, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Hold on... If you're Grump, and he's not so Grump... Then who's flying this plane???
Hey so for Spotify Wrapped Day I'm spending the morning at Twitter, then after dinner I'll pop over here to open some more stats, that work?
November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Hey so for Spotify Wrapped Day I'm spending the morning at Twitter, then after dinner I'll pop over here to open some more stats, that work?
Imagine your name was Mike Robes but you were shit at Biology
November 22, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Imagine your name was Mike Robes but you were shit at Biology
Bluesky really has the vibe of "the nice village the protagonists escape to halfway through a apocalypse movie"
November 14, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Bluesky really has the vibe of "the nice village the protagonists escape to halfway through a apocalypse movie"
Doing the posting equivalent of pre-drinking on Twitter so I have the confidence to be social on Bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Doing the posting equivalent of pre-drinking on Twitter so I have the confidence to be social on Bluesky