if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together

Just girly things.

@jonbois.bsky.social watching football

have you seen the siscon ad yet

forgot to include alt text, oopsies. Also decided to adjust it a tad because art is a Process. Here's the first political art

Leaving my job lol.
Lmk if anyone has any connections or resources ♥️🥺✨

This is the kind of cleverness that I want to see in appliances.

It's an oven. It's just a hot box you put food in. I don't really need it to think for me, but it sure would be nice if it could get hot faster.

And lo, it does. No subscriptions or anything!

just for the record, I have a zero-tolerance policy towards transphobia and if I see it in my mentions it's an instant block.

entering the tsa line with a crisp $100 bill in lieu of a ticket and an armload of loose laundry while taking pulls out of a 2-liter bottle of soda i am unwilling to throw away. the next person in line is 30 feet in front of me and i have not noticed. the plane i intend to board departs in 4 minutes

#alterhuman #otherkin #nonhuman

I finally remembered my account info here lol

My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️

Please, be careful everyone 🙏

mrp nrp mrow
(me when I wake up)

mroowww

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave