Basti
@mrrattenheimer.bsky.social
Some smelly 40+ German rat guy
I can't tell an English accent apart from an American or Australian.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can't tell an English accent apart from an American or Australian.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
That's how I've managed to play a videogame series for about 7 years and only now learn about it being British from a random YT comment. And now I've noticed that the cars drive on the left side.
I'm a bit of a slow rat.
I wonder if there is fall damage! Only one way to find out!
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wonder if there is fall damage! Only one way to find out!
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
(Yes, I stole the bg from MM2. I am as sorry as I am lazy.)
I have a mouth, but I scream with my eyes; if I had any.
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have a mouth, but I scream with my eyes; if I had any.
Reposted by Basti
My Ex is quite a sponge. So when we seperated, I kept on living like with him. Basically like Scrooge McDuck; turning every penny twice, re-using tea bags and stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My Ex is quite a sponge. So when we seperated, I kept on living like with him. Basically like Scrooge McDuck; turning every penny twice, re-using tea bags and stuff.
Why, look at that. Christmas came early this year.
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Why, look at that. Christmas came early this year.
I feel naked without my backpack. Or Rucksack. I'm a sack rat. Or, how we say in German. Eine Sackratte.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I feel naked without my backpack. Or Rucksack. I'm a sack rat. Or, how we say in German. Eine Sackratte.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
Ich bin eine Sackratte, Carl! Eine Sackratte!
Cheers to the two peeps who get it and find it funny.
Depending on how you measure, I could count as a late Gen-X or as an early Millennial. That grey zone of the early 80ies.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Depending on how you measure, I could count as a late Gen-X or as an early Millennial. That grey zone of the early 80ies.
I didn't notice that I've turned it Hans Moleman, but here we are.
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
Moleman in the morning
YouTube video by mscott7426
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I didn't notice that I've turned it Hans Moleman, but here we are.
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
youtu.be/LwgRoy057wc?...
Back in the early 2000s I tried to get into manga. I think I never managed to get any volume of City Hunter after number 5 or so. After that I couldn't find anything anywhere.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Back in the early 2000s I tried to get into manga. I think I never managed to get any volume of City Hunter after number 5 or so. After that I couldn't find anything anywhere.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
And then I gave everything I had to my Ex.
Back when I was in trade school I bought my Ex a deep fryer. We had fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Peeps always said I smelled like an entire fast food joint. Gained 30kg that I didn't manage to shake in 20 years.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Back when I was in trade school I bought my Ex a deep fryer. We had fries for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Peeps always said I smelled like an entire fast food joint. Gained 30kg that I didn't manage to shake in 20 years.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
It was a shitty time, but that part I liked.
Senseless Violence, oh yeah.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Senseless Violence, oh yeah.
Here's another funny tidbit about my upbringing. Family wasn't keen on physical contact. No hugs, no nothing.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Here's another funny tidbit about my upbringing. Family wasn't keen on physical contact. No hugs, no nothing.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
To this day I have to force myself to even shake hands with people.
Boy, I used a lot of this dot matrix printer paper when I was 10. Even for paintings and crap.
Thanks, parental units.
Thanks, parental units.
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Boy, I used a lot of this dot matrix printer paper when I was 10. Even for paintings and crap.
Thanks, parental units.
Thanks, parental units.
The old hag found my old report cards and other crap from my youth and shoved it in my mailbox.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The old hag found my old report cards and other crap from my youth and shoved it in my mailbox.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
Ain't that cute. Letters to Santa. In '93 I asked Santa for a better family.
Harrison Wolff is, hands down, my favorite DJ on Two Point Radio. Whenever he's on, I skip the music.
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
Harrison Wolf - Two Point Radio Host (Two Point Campus)
YouTube video by Genevieve G
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Harrison Wolff is, hands down, my favorite DJ on Two Point Radio. Whenever he's on, I skip the music.
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
If they'd sell the DJ segments like the soundtrack, I'd buy that too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5wk...
Reposted by Basti
I envy the peeps who can enjoy their kinky stuff irl. There's stuff I like on paper, but irl it just doesn't do anything for me.
Even when I had the body for it I felt pretty stupid wearing fetish gear. Mostly feeling cold.
Even when I had the body for it I felt pretty stupid wearing fetish gear. Mostly feeling cold.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I envy the peeps who can enjoy their kinky stuff irl. There's stuff I like on paper, but irl it just doesn't do anything for me.
Even when I had the body for it I felt pretty stupid wearing fetish gear. Mostly feeling cold.
Even when I had the body for it I felt pretty stupid wearing fetish gear. Mostly feeling cold.
My favorite traditional German food is Currywurst with fries red/white.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My favorite traditional German food is Currywurst with fries red/white.
I wish the chocolates I bought for Secret Santa would stop smiling at me. It's better to wrap them up before I do something I'll regret.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I wish the chocolates I bought for Secret Santa would stop smiling at me. It's better to wrap them up before I do something I'll regret.
One of those German expressions I never really understood is being "beer serious".
Does it mean you're not serious at all because you're drunk or being very serious because the German knows no fun when it comes to beer?
Don't tell me though. I want to keep the mystery alive.
Does it mean you're not serious at all because you're drunk or being very serious because the German knows no fun when it comes to beer?
Don't tell me though. I want to keep the mystery alive.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of those German expressions I never really understood is being "beer serious".
Does it mean you're not serious at all because you're drunk or being very serious because the German knows no fun when it comes to beer?
Don't tell me though. I want to keep the mystery alive.
Does it mean you're not serious at all because you're drunk or being very serious because the German knows no fun when it comes to beer?
Don't tell me though. I want to keep the mystery alive.
Back in the day, when I still met with furs, I used to listen to this little song every time I left the house for a meetup.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWH2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWH2...
Männer sind Schweine
YouTube video by die ärzte - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Back in the day, when I still met with furs, I used to listen to this little song every time I left the house for a meetup.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWH2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWH2...
Reposted by Basti
Sometimes I wish I could afford to live in a house. Then I could dance or do sports at 2am without being a nuisance to my neighbors.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sometimes I wish I could afford to live in a house. Then I could dance or do sports at 2am without being a nuisance to my neighbors.
They paid me in tattered small bills.
What is this? Have the decency to launder your drug money first before you pay me.
What is this? Have the decency to launder your drug money first before you pay me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
They paid me in tattered small bills.
What is this? Have the decency to launder your drug money first before you pay me.
What is this? Have the decency to launder your drug money first before you pay me.