Basti
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Some smelly 40+ German rat thing
I thought that I was content with my artistic development after over 25 years of practice. So much for that Zen thing where I'd draw for the fun of it. I'm generally displeased with my progress.
January 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I thought that I was content with my artistic development after over 25 years of practice. So much for that Zen thing where I'd draw for the fun of it. I'm generally displeased with my progress.
When they insult you it's just playful rudeness and you need to grow a thicker skin, you wiener.
When you do it it's way out of line and uncalled for, you sob.
When you do it it's way out of line and uncalled for, you sob.
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
When they insult you it's just playful rudeness and you need to grow a thicker skin, you wiener.
When you do it it's way out of line and uncalled for, you sob.
When you do it it's way out of line and uncalled for, you sob.
These fuzzy cute feel good messages people tend to post are quite annoying. "You can do it yadda yadda." I'm not a fan of this ignorant optimism.
I like it more down to earth. If you're stuck up to your neck in shit, don't let your head hang down.
I like it more down to earth. If you're stuck up to your neck in shit, don't let your head hang down.
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
These fuzzy cute feel good messages people tend to post are quite annoying. "You can do it yadda yadda." I'm not a fan of this ignorant optimism.
I like it more down to earth. If you're stuck up to your neck in shit, don't let your head hang down.
I like it more down to earth. If you're stuck up to your neck in shit, don't let your head hang down.
Back in the day he gave me art by literally tracing my ref sheet. I'm shocked he ended up becoming an AI "artist". Shocked, I tell ya.
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Back in the day he gave me art by literally tracing my ref sheet. I'm shocked he ended up becoming an AI "artist". Shocked, I tell ya.
In my family we mostly make gifts out of spite. This whole thing about creating feelings of obligation and stress about what to give.
I won't do a first strike this year, but I'm prepared and ready to go MAD.
I won't do a first strike this year, but I'm prepared and ready to go MAD.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In my family we mostly make gifts out of spite. This whole thing about creating feelings of obligation and stress about what to give.
I won't do a first strike this year, but I'm prepared and ready to go MAD.
I won't do a first strike this year, but I'm prepared and ready to go MAD.
I didn't learn English in school. What you learn in a German poverty district public school isn't even enough to order a cheeseburger.
I've learned English from South Park. Opened my eyes about how crap German dubs are. Gave me all the motivation I needed.
I've learned English from South Park. Opened my eyes about how crap German dubs are. Gave me all the motivation I needed.
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I didn't learn English in school. What you learn in a German poverty district public school isn't even enough to order a cheeseburger.
I've learned English from South Park. Opened my eyes about how crap German dubs are. Gave me all the motivation I needed.
I've learned English from South Park. Opened my eyes about how crap German dubs are. Gave me all the motivation I needed.
When mother shows me her sore arthritis hands I dread my future. So far I got all the illnesses my parents have. Maybe I can still pump out some stupid art before I completely can't tie my shoes anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
When mother shows me her sore arthritis hands I dread my future. So far I got all the illnesses my parents have. Maybe I can still pump out some stupid art before I completely can't tie my shoes anymore.
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When they do this jajaja in Spanish and I wanna tell 'em.
I know what JaJa means. JaJa means Kiss My Arse.
I'm expanding my ultra niche audience.
I know what JaJa means. JaJa means Kiss My Arse.
I'm expanding my ultra niche audience.
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
When they do this jajaja in Spanish and I wanna tell 'em.
I know what JaJa means. JaJa means Kiss My Arse.
I'm expanding my ultra niche audience.
I know what JaJa means. JaJa means Kiss My Arse.
I'm expanding my ultra niche audience.
When people bring up their traumas I'm sitting here trying to not turn it into a contest. I have some decent haymakers in my repertoire.
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When people bring up their traumas I'm sitting here trying to not turn it into a contest. I have some decent haymakers in my repertoire.
Seeing these Zootopia posters everywhere. With that atrocious German title. It's mocking me. Not as bad as the German title for the Bad Guys, but still.
Why is the Hun the way he is?
Why is the Hun the way he is?
December 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Seeing these Zootopia posters everywhere. With that atrocious German title. It's mocking me. Not as bad as the German title for the Bad Guys, but still.
Why is the Hun the way he is?
Why is the Hun the way he is?
Some people say when you go back to an old show you wear rose tinted glasses. You forgot about the problematic content and so on.
I guess they're right. Man, I do hate canned laughter.
I guess they're right. Man, I do hate canned laughter.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Some people say when you go back to an old show you wear rose tinted glasses. You forgot about the problematic content and so on.
I guess they're right. Man, I do hate canned laughter.
I guess they're right. Man, I do hate canned laughter.
The amount of money I save on commissions because otherwise it would mean I'd have to talk to strangers.
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The amount of money I save on commissions because otherwise it would mean I'd have to talk to strangers.
I'm hard conditioned to assume that nobody cares for my stuff. So when a friend actually asks to see it, I assume foul play. What do you want? What's the ulterior motive?
When I video chat with my Ex, I send him something and I can see how he deletes it right away. Now that's genuine.
When I video chat with my Ex, I send him something and I can see how he deletes it right away. Now that's genuine.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I'm hard conditioned to assume that nobody cares for my stuff. So when a friend actually asks to see it, I assume foul play. What do you want? What's the ulterior motive?
When I video chat with my Ex, I send him something and I can see how he deletes it right away. Now that's genuine.
When I video chat with my Ex, I send him something and I can see how he deletes it right away. Now that's genuine.
Chop
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Friends
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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One of those days I need to watch all of MASH again. The original English is still on my list.
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
One of those days I need to watch all of MASH again. The original English is still on my list.
Why didn't anybody tell me they dropped some relaxing lofi beats to work and study to for me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRW...
Lofi Skaven 🐀🎵 | Relaxing Rat Beats 🐀| Pactsworn Ambience 🗡️📜
YouTube video by Fatshark
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December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Why didn't anybody tell me they dropped some relaxing lofi beats to work and study to for me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRW...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrRW...
Back when I started doing the arts, my dream was to one day become a contributor to MAD.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Back when I started doing the arts, my dream was to one day become a contributor to MAD.
Didn't expect to get so many likes on my motivational stuff.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Didn't expect to get so many likes on my motivational stuff.
I'm too stingy to be an abdl fur. Every whizz is money down the drain; metaphorically.
I don't even use pay toilets. I suck it up and spit it out.
Maybe my upbringing with this "safe money at all costs" mindset kinda screwed with me.
I don't even use pay toilets. I suck it up and spit it out.
Maybe my upbringing with this "safe money at all costs" mindset kinda screwed with me.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm too stingy to be an abdl fur. Every whizz is money down the drain; metaphorically.
I don't even use pay toilets. I suck it up and spit it out.
Maybe my upbringing with this "safe money at all costs" mindset kinda screwed with me.
I don't even use pay toilets. I suck it up and spit it out.
Maybe my upbringing with this "safe money at all costs" mindset kinda screwed with me.
Unmuted a whole lot of people. Timeline looks not desirable. When will Bluesky finally come out with that option to mute retweets?
I don't wanna mute people I like just because they're mass retweeting horndogs.
I don't wanna mute people I like just because they're mass retweeting horndogs.
December 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Unmuted a whole lot of people. Timeline looks not desirable. When will Bluesky finally come out with that option to mute retweets?
I don't wanna mute people I like just because they're mass retweeting horndogs.
I don't wanna mute people I like just because they're mass retweeting horndogs.
As someone who absolutely loves that show I gotta say.
Yeah, it is accurate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLu_...
Yeah, it is accurate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLu_...
Death In Paradise – Condensed to one minute
YouTube video by Bagpuss
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December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As someone who absolutely loves that show I gotta say.
Yeah, it is accurate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLu_...
Yeah, it is accurate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLu_...
In my job I've learned that all my social issues and social competence are somewhat tolerable compared to how bad things could be.
So many people complained about the new coworker.
So many people complained about the new coworker.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In my job I've learned that all my social issues and social competence are somewhat tolerable compared to how bad things could be.
So many people complained about the new coworker.
So many people complained about the new coworker.
When you have to remember that they write in English.
Tag.
Well, Guten Tag to you too.
Tier list.
Well, my favorite Tier is the rat.
Das rite.
Well, actually it's Der Ritus or Die Riten.
Tag.
Well, Guten Tag to you too.
Tier list.
Well, my favorite Tier is the rat.
Das rite.
Well, actually it's Der Ritus or Die Riten.
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
When you have to remember that they write in English.
Tag.
Well, Guten Tag to you too.
Tier list.
Well, my favorite Tier is the rat.
Das rite.
Well, actually it's Der Ritus or Die Riten.
Tag.
Well, Guten Tag to you too.
Tier list.
Well, my favorite Tier is the rat.
Das rite.
Well, actually it's Der Ritus or Die Riten.
One of my favorite songs of all time is a rather obscure one from a fairly obscure band. Translated it is called Interpersonal Relationships Of The Reproductive Kind.
It's about a cultivated intellectual man who gets horny as fuck.
It's about a cultivated intellectual man who gets horny as fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
One of my favorite songs of all time is a rather obscure one from a fairly obscure band. Translated it is called Interpersonal Relationships Of The Reproductive Kind.
It's about a cultivated intellectual man who gets horny as fuck.
It's about a cultivated intellectual man who gets horny as fuck.