Basti
mrrattenheimer.bsky.social
Basti
@mrrattenheimer.bsky.social
Some smelly 40+ German rat thing
Yesterday was snow day, today is slush day, tomorrow is mud day and the day after that is Tuesday.
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
When they insult you it's just playful rudeness and you need to grow a thicker skin, you wiener.

When you do it it's way out of line and uncalled for, you sob.
January 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I need to go to my happy place.
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Watching the news. I'd have a lot of polemic statements for the current situation.
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 AM
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Me; submissive Skaven plague monk.
Looking for sexy Lizardmen to tongue bath-clean feet, pits, rear and all other hard to reach places, yes-yes. Call me for good end times.
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Trusten Sie me, I know what I'm doing.
December 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
These fuzzy cute feel good messages people tend to post are quite annoying. "You can do it yadda yadda." I'm not a fan of this ignorant optimism.

I like it more down to earth. If you're stuck up to your neck in shit, don't let your head hang down.
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I draw for over 25 years and I'm still always suprised when doing a "quickie" that art takes time.
Then again. As a kid I always had snail stamps on all my tests and worksheets.
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Back in the day he gave me art by literally tracing my ref sheet. I'm shocked he ended up becoming an AI "artist". Shocked, I tell ya.
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In my family we mostly make gifts out of spite. This whole thing about creating feelings of obligation and stress about what to give.
I won't do a first strike this year, but I'm prepared and ready to go MAD.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I didn't learn English in school. What you learn in a German poverty district public school isn't even enough to order a cheeseburger.
I've learned English from South Park. Opened my eyes about how crap German dubs are. Gave me all the motivation I needed.
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When mother shows me her sore arthritis hands I dread my future. So far I got all the illnesses my parents have. Maybe I can still pump out some stupid art before I completely can't tie my shoes anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM