Mr.Pika The Chu
@mrpika-chu.bsky.social
Freelance writer, insane comedic Pikachu, here to drink all your ketchup.
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the story I tell myself in order to live apparently legally qualifies as perjury
December 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
the story I tell myself in order to live apparently legally qualifies as perjury
If you don't feel like you're dying afterwards how can you even be sure you went to the gym? #chestpressforjesus #LordGrantMeTheStrength #tocurltheseweights #needlessuseofhadhtags #hashtag
a pikachu is sitting on a bed next to a cartoon character lifting weights
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December 21, 2024 at 7:02 PM
If you don't feel like you're dying afterwards how can you even be sure you went to the gym? #chestpressforjesus #LordGrantMeTheStrength #tocurltheseweights #needlessuseofhadhtags #hashtag
My fatal flaw is that I'll do almost literally anything to avoid writing something I really need to finish.
There is some comfort in being a cliché though.
There is some comfort in being a cliché though.
a cowboy bebop character is scratching his head while wearing a glove .
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December 19, 2024 at 5:53 PM
My fatal flaw is that I'll do almost literally anything to avoid writing something I really need to finish.
There is some comfort in being a cliché though.
There is some comfort in being a cliché though.
The cinematic trailer does have me on the hype train, but I've been burned before.
Looking at you #cyberpunk #nomansky
Please don't f**k it up #witcher4 #videogames #witcher #witchertrailer #games #gamer
Looking at you #cyberpunk #nomansky
Please don't f**k it up #witcher4 #videogames #witcher #witchertrailer #games #gamer
a row of pikachu are walking down a dirt road
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December 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
The cinematic trailer does have me on the hype train, but I've been burned before.
Looking at you #cyberpunk #nomansky
Please don't f**k it up #witcher4 #videogames #witcher #witchertrailer #games #gamer
Looking at you #cyberpunk #nomansky
Please don't f**k it up #witcher4 #videogames #witcher #witchertrailer #games #gamer
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It's always important to keep one eye on the joyful things in life, especially when it feels like the world is burning down around us. #meditations
#optimism #joyfulnews #overuseofhashtags #somebodystopme
#optimism #joyfulnews #overuseofhashtags #somebodystopme
a pixel art drawing of a pikachu with balloons
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December 9, 2024 at 9:28 PM
It's always important to keep one eye on the joyful things in life, especially when it feels like the world is burning down around us. #meditations
#optimism #joyfulnews #overuseofhashtags #somebodystopme
#optimism #joyfulnews #overuseofhashtags #somebodystopme
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The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.
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It’s the time of year when publications run their most obvious Pulitzer bait.
Some q’s to ask while reading:
-has this story already been told in other pubs or in court? If so, is this one a revelation or just a good yarn?
-Is this based on docs? If so, FOIAed, leaked? If not, what source?
Some q’s to ask while reading:
-has this story already been told in other pubs or in court? If so, is this one a revelation or just a good yarn?
-Is this based on docs? If so, FOIAed, leaked? If not, what source?
December 8, 2024 at 3:40 AM
It’s the time of year when publications run their most obvious Pulitzer bait.
Some q’s to ask while reading:
-has this story already been told in other pubs or in court? If so, is this one a revelation or just a good yarn?
-Is this based on docs? If so, FOIAed, leaked? If not, what source?
Some q’s to ask while reading:
-has this story already been told in other pubs or in court? If so, is this one a revelation or just a good yarn?
-Is this based on docs? If so, FOIAed, leaked? If not, what source?
The fact that Elon Musk is making a department called DOGE in the government just shows how cringe it is when some people can't just let an old meme die.
It's been 3 years since 2021 duder, let it go.
It's been 3 years since 2021 duder, let it go.
a dog wearing a pair of sunglasses looks at the camera
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November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
The fact that Elon Musk is making a department called DOGE in the government just shows how cringe it is when some people can't just let an old meme die.
It's been 3 years since 2021 duder, let it go.
It's been 3 years since 2021 duder, let it go.
Not with that attitude
November 22, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Not with that attitude
Me. Thriving. Hydrated. Staying in my lane. Slay. #queenslay #pikapee #surfing #surfintheweb #upinyourposts #likomgyourcontent
a pixel art drawing of a pikachu on a cloud
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November 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me. Thriving. Hydrated. Staying in my lane. Slay. #queenslay #pikapee #surfing #surfintheweb #upinyourposts #likomgyourcontent
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And, per a request, here's my Rules for Twitter, which I would think apply here, with the addition: Block anybody you like.
Bye, now.
Bye, now.
November 20, 2024 at 7:21 PM
And, per a request, here's my Rules for Twitter, which I would think apply here, with the addition: Block anybody you like.
Bye, now.
Bye, now.
