Paul L
@mrmetacrisis.bsky.social
I have no idea what I'm doing. "Fat oaf."
Jumping on the 2016 trend with the only important image
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Jumping on the 2016 trend with the only important image
Kylie Minogue Day, huns 😍
May 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Kylie Minogue Day, huns 😍
Just got out of the cinema from seeing Sinners. Easily one of the best films I've seen in a long time.
May 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just got out of the cinema from seeing Sinners. Easily one of the best films I've seen in a long time.
Went to the Leigh Bowery exhibition at Tate Modern today. Incredible stuff.
April 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Went to the Leigh Bowery exhibition at Tate Modern today. Incredible stuff.
Saw #Titanique last night. It was one of the best and most unhinged things I've ever seen.
January 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Saw #Titanique last night. It was one of the best and most unhinged things I've ever seen.
Just paid my tax return 👍🏼
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just paid my tax return 👍🏼
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
The UK media's breathless reporting of every inane and unhinged outburst from Musk is absolutely insane. He's a moron. Move on.
January 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The UK media's breathless reporting of every inane and unhinged outburst from Musk is absolutely insane. He's a moron. Move on.
Finally saw Wicked. Cried like a right dickhead during the dance scene and Defying Gravity. Imagine how fuming Dorothy would have been seeing that bastard train.
December 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Finally saw Wicked. Cried like a right dickhead during the dance scene and Defying Gravity. Imagine how fuming Dorothy would have been seeing that bastard train.
Love being able to scoff fistfuls of Celebrations and trifle without anyone judging. Merry Christmas. 🎄🎅🏻
December 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Love being able to scoff fistfuls of Celebrations and trifle without anyone judging. Merry Christmas. 🎄🎅🏻
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It’s Christmas Eve Eve not Christmas Steve Steve
December 23, 2023 at 9:43 AM
It’s Christmas Eve Eve not Christmas Steve Steve
Gisèle Pelicot is a hero 💜
December 19, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Gisèle Pelicot is a hero 💜
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Breaking news: Gary Barlow’s big son is TIME's Person of the Year
December 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Breaking news: Gary Barlow’s big son is TIME's Person of the Year
Tesco Mobile is the only company that hasn't hiked my bill and they have my heart for that 🫶🏼
December 10, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Tesco Mobile is the only company that hasn't hiked my bill and they have my heart for that 🫶🏼
My Spotify Wrapped might as well have called me the f-slur
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
My Spotify Wrapped might as well have called me the f-slur
Gladiator II was absolutely terrible, but I enjoyed Paul Mescal's thighs 🫡
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Gladiator II was absolutely terrible, but I enjoyed Paul Mescal's thighs 🫡
Thank fuck. Ruth is here 😭🫡
November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Thank fuck. Ruth is here 😭🫡