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Mr. Matty J
@mrmattyj.bsky.social
📍Dallas, Texas
Shouldn’t it be 27%?

So $4.1 billion EMI loss would be $14.9 billion for QTE 9/30? Versus the initial reported number of $3.1?
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Finally did the thing
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I thought this was illegal
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lmao
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
AI is so dumb sometimes
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Will Ozzy pick the bison or the yam?
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
MRW you’re in danger of ruining your sandbags on the 17th teebox
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Lmao
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
On today’s episode of “AI sucks hard cock”
October 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Non-birders won’t understand how friggin excited I was when I saw this one!
October 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I never see these in Dallas! Virginia Rail just stopping by
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Medieval Times meal is historically inaccurate. Tomatoes didn’t exist in Europe in the medieval period. Nor did potatoes or corn. Coffee didn’t reach Europe until the Renaissance. Toasted bread was unheard of.

A smudge on an otherwise historically accurate jousting campaign! Go black knight!
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m a reactionary right winger? lol
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s beyond parody. Taylor says “you can’t prove a negative” then pivots to Kaya didn’t even wear a shock collar. Which can be proven wrong because, well…

Then Hasan showed his audience “the collar” the next day, which is, of course, this collar, not a “canvas collar with an air tag”
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ChatGPT sucks
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No low balls, I know that I have
October 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Inflation indicator?
October 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I regret to inform you that Poppy’s unreleased single is…. kinda a pop banger? Heard it once on Monday and the hook is still stuck in my head
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This puppy was life changing in 1996—today it takes like 8 seconds to transmit the data over broadband
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Since Hasan Piker fanboys are confused, I thought it might be helpful to demonstrate how to properly command your dog to sit on his bed
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Antifa(lcons)
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A few photos of Jane with my father in West Africa during his Conoco days. Truly a Saint
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Why must AI get everything, even the simplest things, completely incorrect.

From my weekly Yahoo fantasy “recap”
October 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
An evening with… Poppy
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM