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Mr. Matty J
@mrmattyj.bsky.social
📍Dallas, Texas
I gotta say Dems are killing on this Epstein issue.

Kash and Bondi come out definitively and say there’s no Epstein files

Then dems keep releasing Epstein files

It’s brilliant
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Possum szn
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Possum szn
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh thank God
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dogs love cold and we love dogs so winter is cool with me
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If the Pluribi were a thing I’d probably just go fishing for a few months with some Pluribus guides
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Finally a television show where we introduce the most horrifying villain:

an effective altruistic hivemind
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked group chat shows Phil Mickelson texted his fellow investors in a struggling oil pipeline an... erotic idea.

"Big daddy TRUMP ready to swing his 14 inch c*ck in front of Newsom's face will drive up any stock"

New PTFO 🚨👀 youtu.be/UbmBZR5aoRY?...
Phil Mickelson, Trump and the "Big Daddy" Group-Chat Leak | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The purest sports will always be:

Golf
Baseball
Tennis
Cricket
Bowling
Shuffleboard
Cornhole

Everything else, you just run out of time and whoever’s ahead wins
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I need more details on the Marshawn Kneeland situation because what kind of cop tries to pull somebody over on DNT northbound at Keller Springs?

I didn’t think police would even try that, given the shoulder situation
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I do think that China will “win” the AI race, but not for the reasons Huang believes this
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s really funny when lifelong Democratic Party supporters crash out because a brown guy got elected mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Just an overall great night. We're so back.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Oh boy I can’t wait to get on a commercial plane tomorrow!
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Finally did the thing
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I thought this was illegal
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lmao
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I hate ChatGPT

It sucks
ChatGPT - Ball in play ruling
Shared via ChatGPT
chatgpt.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The last time the Dodgers were in World Series Game 7, George Springer went 2-5 with a homer and the Dodgers lost
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There’s no better anxiety hit then wrestling with your own stupidity
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
AI is so dumb sometimes
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My new millennial privilege brag is that I now live within 10 blocks of TWO Michelin star restaurants in a residence I bought on a $80k salary in 2012.
October 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A tech CEO blocked me on Threads a year ago because I was adamant the 1X Neo is a guy in a suit. Called me “obviously a silly fool”

Turns out this fool was right
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It’s really bizarre they named an underwear after an elbow surgery
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Drafting a “Tungsten Arm O’Doyle” post just in case
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM