Matt Thomas
@mrmattthomas.bsky.social
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To be fair it’s a hell of a job. He looks about 2 years old there.
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
To be fair it’s a hell of a job. He looks about 2 years old there.
Sub-editing hall of famers as always.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sub-editing hall of famers as always.
My favorite accidental email of all time. I think I’m going to teach this guy and his kids to box.
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My favorite accidental email of all time. I think I’m going to teach this guy and his kids to box.
And I have to wear this hat.
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
And I have to wear this hat.
Was there ever a more middle-aged man than I?
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Was there ever a more middle-aged man than I?
Chess . com might be exceeding its remit a bit.
September 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Chess . com might be exceeding its remit a bit.
Behold, the melodica. A dumb little instrument that every band decided they needed for about six months in 2004. Good riddance you fuck.
September 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Behold, the melodica. A dumb little instrument that every band decided they needed for about six months in 2004. Good riddance you fuck.
Every time I think I couldn’t like Oscar Piastri any more…
August 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Every time I think I couldn’t like Oscar Piastri any more…
Seriously, who looks at this guy and doesn’t think he’s about to close the local rec center.
July 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Seriously, who looks at this guy and doesn’t think he’s about to close the local rec center.
Father of two, Christian Horner.
July 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Father of two, Christian Horner.
It will never not be funny to me how little of a shit Kevin McCallister's Dad gave that he was home alone.
June 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It will never not be funny to me how little of a shit Kevin McCallister's Dad gave that he was home alone.
Oklahoma looks like it’s nervously trying to put its arm around Texas.
May 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Oklahoma looks like it’s nervously trying to put its arm around Texas.
I found a Netflix show that’s MY EXACT STYLE!!!
April 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I found a Netflix show that’s MY EXACT STYLE!!!
Shut up and talk, Crofty.
April 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Shut up and talk, Crofty.
There’s a guy driving these little shits just so you know.
April 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There’s a guy driving these little shits just so you know.
The Netflix Senna show is not that great. Except for the guy who plays Ron Dennis. His performance is uncanny.
January 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Netflix Senna show is not that great. Except for the guy who plays Ron Dennis. His performance is uncanny.
It’s been a rough week in LA and I really can’t overstate how great it is to have found something on TV that someone appears to have thought about for fifteen minutes or more.
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It’s been a rough week in LA and I really can’t overstate how great it is to have found something on TV that someone appears to have thought about for fifteen minutes or more.
I guess you never saw Skyfall!
December 10, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I guess you never saw Skyfall!
Ultimate all time blunt rotation.
…And obviously we’re smoking the blunt to celebrate sending a child to boarding school overseas.
…And obviously we’re smoking the blunt to celebrate sending a child to boarding school overseas.
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Ultimate all time blunt rotation.
…And obviously we’re smoking the blunt to celebrate sending a child to boarding school overseas.
…And obviously we’re smoking the blunt to celebrate sending a child to boarding school overseas.
Genuinely quite pleased with this Abby Cadabby I drew from memory… I have a kid by the way, I’m not just insane.
November 28, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Genuinely quite pleased with this Abby Cadabby I drew from memory… I have a kid by the way, I’m not just insane.
None of your nonsense here. This is a…
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 AM
None of your nonsense here. This is a…
That’s him. He was first famous for playing a peasant named Baldrick in a historical sitcom
November 22, 2024 at 6:43 PM
That’s him. He was first famous for playing a peasant named Baldrick in a historical sitcom
This show is not even ten years old but it feels like an artefact from another world. The whole premise relied on some kind of shared concept of objective truth. And that simply no longer exists.
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
This show is not even ten years old but it feels like an artefact from another world. The whole premise relied on some kind of shared concept of objective truth. And that simply no longer exists.