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Mr Malakai
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People keep choosing the systems that always end up taking us into fascism because they're afraid of the word "socialism."
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Here, ill make it even easier for you.
Daniel Goldman uses the IDF to mean all Jews, and then forgets he does exactly that. What a silly, silly man that confuses himself with his own words.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The party of "Stop calling us fascists" sure does seem to attract an awful lot of fascists.
Joe Biggs, a January 6th moron who was allegedly pardoned by Trump, proudly wears his new shirt proudly suggesting that fascism and nazis will beat antifa.
November 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Losing a leg and your eyesight to troll the libs.
A tweet from the Twitter account called "Katherine loves trump" states they voted for trump to piss off the liberals, so she could laugh, but now her life is falling apart. Lost her job due to tariffs, no health insurance, and she cant afford to pay for her meds, which she laments could make her lose her leg and eyesight.
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Cartoon of trump holding papers. Caption states "really? Right in front of my name on the Epstein list?"
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Charlie Kirk said, loudly and proudly that some gun deaths are worth it to keep guns. He supported what happened to him. People act surprised, but for no good reason. He helped to ensure this happened to him. People *tried* to prevent his death, and now theyre blamed for it. Clownshoes of a man.
Charlie Kirk said, loudly and proudly that some gun deaths are worth it to keep guns. He supported what happened to him. People act surprised, but fir no good reason. He helped to ensure this happened to him.
September 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I dont support what happened to Kirk. Kirk supported what happened to Kirk.
September 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I found a TikTok video of people possibly discovering the photos of Trump looking exactly like photos taken years ago. The websites have since taken the photos down from the old articles. #trump #politics
August 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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TMNT cowabunga it is
August 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It's kinda weird being a millennial, and seeing a "millennial bedroom circa 2002" exhibit at the Illinois Museum, Springfield, Illinois.

Is this what we've become? Was it really that long ago? As the man once said; "What's my age again?"
Image of "June's Room" in the Illinois museum in Springfield, Illinois. Millennial bedrooms are now museum exhibits. June's Room. Plaque at Illinois museum in Springfield, Illinois describes how one Illinois teenager saw and decorated his room in the early 2000s.
August 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The couple caught having an affair painted like a famous painting.
July 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Chronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the leg have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein files still haven't been released.
July 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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There is no life in the void, Jerry.
June 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Why are millenials so left leaning? Because we pay attention to whats going on.
June 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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They keep hanging themselves on being anti-sex-crimes while worshipping one of the grossest perverts in the nation.
Meme mocking trumpers for forgetting about the Epstein files because Trump distracted everyone with a war.
June 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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@wutangforchildren.bsky.social

ICE was caught lying in 4K.
ICE caught lying about requesting access to Dodger stadium parking lots.
June 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Was this even necessary? What the hell was the point of having dudes holding drones over their heads like this?
Drone operator holding drone over his head during the failed military parade on No Kings Day.
June 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Picture of aliens seeing a man crucified, and suggesting they need get the fuck out of here.
June 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The jokes just keep writing themselves.
Soldier forced to walk while holding a $200 toy drone in parade in Washington DC.
June 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Saluting and crying meme.
May 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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"This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it. That we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." A quote from Hunter S. Thompson.
May 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. -Hunter S. Thompson
May 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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In these dark times, it's great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.
May 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Meme based off the comedy show "Who's line is it anyway?" Showcasing how ridiculous the US has become. Meme says; "Welcome to America! Where the laws are made up and your rights don't matter!"
May 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Suddenly, groceries are very complex. "Anything you say, fearless leader" the cultists chime and sing. "Anything is possible if we lie to ourselves." I can't stand that they never think for a second when he does something the experts warn as clearly stupid. Biggest difference between Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump would charge for the Kool-Aid and wait until everyone drinks before rummaging through their pockets.
May 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM