Kegg
@mrkegg.bsky.social
fruit 🏳️🌈 editor 🎬 UTI graduate 👨🎓 24 👴🏻 (FR/EN/ES/日本語)
Indy better win best actor of everything ever
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Indy better win best actor of everything ever
kind of obsessed with my weekly tv show lineup
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
kind of obsessed with my weekly tv show lineup
my finasteride looking at me open the bottle every morning despite it clearly not working:
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
my finasteride looking at me open the bottle every morning despite it clearly not working:
and waiting for a few shows to start/resume in the coming months...
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
and waiting for a few shows to start/resume in the coming months...
they say he's the goat of watching all time classics
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
they say he's the goat of watching all time classics
for next halloween i need to get rid of my beer belly and grow a lot of hair so that i can be johnny depp in a baby tee from nightmare on elm street.
i can pull it off better than he did
i can pull it off better than he did
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
for next halloween i need to get rid of my beer belly and grow a lot of hair so that i can be johnny depp in a baby tee from nightmare on elm street.
i can pull it off better than he did
i can pull it off better than he did
the air is tense these days
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the air is tense these days
Perverts with wireless headphones when apple announced a headphone jack-less phone:
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Perverts with wireless headphones when apple announced a headphone jack-less phone:
one is not like the others
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
one is not like the others
shoutout to the SM64 speedrunner named "ass vagina"
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
shoutout to the SM64 speedrunner named "ass vagina"
can anyone guess what movie this is from. reckon this is the funniest practical effect i've seen in my life
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
can anyone guess what movie this is from. reckon this is the funniest practical effect i've seen in my life
thinking about the world
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
thinking about the world
Been on a good run of classic horror films these past few weeks, but i wanna watch a loooot more before the end of the month. Is it realistic to try to watch all of these... Also I take recs 😺
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Been on a good run of classic horror films these past few weeks, but i wanna watch a loooot more before the end of the month. Is it realistic to try to watch all of these... Also I take recs 😺
charli prob not even insulted, the diss is so outta nowhere and unprompted, she's prob like:
October 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
charli prob not even insulted, the diss is so outta nowhere and unprompted, she's prob like:
we could name it "gay faggot fart" slime, that's what came to mind first but idk, lmk your thoughts
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
we could name it "gay faggot fart" slime, that's what came to mind first but idk, lmk your thoughts
listening to poop music.i'm just chill like that. also it samples fnaf 😸
October 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
listening to poop music.i'm just chill like that. also it samples fnaf 😸
IT WASN'T A KNOCK IT WAS THIS CAN, IT'S GONNA EXPLODE WHET DO I DO HELLPPPPPP HLEP
September 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
IT WASN'T A KNOCK IT WAS THIS CAN, IT'S GONNA EXPLODE WHET DO I DO HELLPPPPPP HLEP
