Kegg
@mrkegg.bsky.social
fruit 🏳️🌈 editor 🎬 UTI graduate 👨🎓 24 👴🏻 (FR/EN/ES/日本語)
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almost chipped a tooth trying to get the juice out of this AA battery I NEED YOUUUU THERE'S AN HOUR LEFT TO MY SHIFT!!!
maybe if my mouse stopped furiously blinking ALL DAY to indicate it's running out of batteries, then it wouldn't run out of batteries AS FUCKING FAST!!!
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
almost chipped a tooth trying to get the juice out of this AA battery I NEED YOUUUU THERE'S AN HOUR LEFT TO MY SHIFT!!!
maybe if my mouse stopped furiously blinking ALL DAY to indicate it's running out of batteries, then it wouldn't run out of batteries AS FUCKING FAST!!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
maybe if my mouse stopped furiously blinking ALL DAY to indicate it's running out of batteries, then it wouldn't run out of batteries AS FUCKING FAST!!!
pronouncing omfg "oomf fag" >>>
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
pronouncing omfg "oomf fag" >>>
rewatching hunter x hunter and i'm finally at the greed island arc, aka the best piece of media ever
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
rewatching hunter x hunter and i'm finally at the greed island arc, aka the best piece of media ever
ludwig with a full beard looks so straight i feel scared and uncomfy
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
ludwig with a full beard looks so straight i feel scared and uncomfy
growing up means slowly but surely forgetting about food safety
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
growing up means slowly but surely forgetting about food safety
My face is already getting rounder... When the holidays are over, I will be well over 450 lbs.
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My face is already getting rounder... When the holidays are over, I will be well over 450 lbs.
*doing charli xcx voice while clearly struggling to push something out* I think I'm gonna die on this THRONE
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
*doing charli xcx voice while clearly struggling to push something out* I think I'm gonna die on this THRONE
kind of obsessed with my weekly tv show lineup
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
kind of obsessed with my weekly tv show lineup
yesterday i tried to be generous and compliment someone and he no joke interrupted me before i could finish the compliment so yep! he's irredeemably ugly idgaf 🤷♀️
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
yesterday i tried to be generous and compliment someone and he no joke interrupted me before i could finish the compliment so yep! he's irredeemably ugly idgaf 🤷♀️
if i wasn't passionately against puppy mills and selective breeding for aesthetic purposes, i'd 100% get a dachshund because my sissy has the adorablest sausig dog and i'm jealous af. also that dog lowkey hates me but i'd die for him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
if i wasn't passionately against puppy mills and selective breeding for aesthetic purposes, i'd 100% get a dachshund because my sissy has the adorablest sausig dog and i'm jealous af. also that dog lowkey hates me but i'd die for him.
@ bartbaker hi, idea for a "party 4 u" parody, it could go like:
"fartin' on you, fartin' on you, fartin' on, fartin' on you" let me know what you think!
"fartin' on you, fartin' on you, fartin' on, fartin' on you" let me know what you think!
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@ bartbaker hi, idea for a "party 4 u" parody, it could go like:
"fartin' on you, fartin' on you, fartin' on, fartin' on you" let me know what you think!
"fartin' on you, fartin' on you, fartin' on, fartin' on you" let me know what you think!
twitter fagotes will never know the rush of going viral on bluesky (getting 3 likes)
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
twitter fagotes will never know the rush of going viral on bluesky (getting 3 likes)
Thank fuck the most charismatic politician I've witnessed in my entire life (AND through studying history of Canada, the USA and Japan) is a progressive socialist with, for now, no controversy.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thank fuck the most charismatic politician I've witnessed in my entire life (AND through studying history of Canada, the USA and Japan) is a progressive socialist with, for now, no controversy.
i have been with sickness for the past 2 WEEKS and therefore i have proof that Gott ist tot
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i have been with sickness for the past 2 WEEKS and therefore i have proof that Gott ist tot
having my monthly therapeutic day of ignoring stupid people 🧘♀️ happy friday everyone
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
having my monthly therapeutic day of ignoring stupid people 🧘♀️ happy friday everyone
today I walked for 30+ minutes, which means I'm allowed to *insert destructive unhealthy behavior*
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
today I walked for 30+ minutes, which means I'm allowed to *insert destructive unhealthy behavior*
Was in the elevator with someone and when leaving I tried to say "have a good day" but my throat fucked up so I went "HAv- *coughs grossly*" and walked off into the distance
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Was in the elevator with someone and when leaving I tried to say "have a good day" but my throat fucked up so I went "HAv- *coughs grossly*" and walked off into the distance
by this time next year, nintendo will have announced the Switch 2 Add-on Top-Screen for DS games
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
by this time next year, nintendo will have announced the Switch 2 Add-on Top-Screen for DS games
my finasteride looking at me open the bottle every morning despite it clearly not working:
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
my finasteride looking at me open the bottle every morning despite it clearly not working:
nintendo-let-me-customize-my-switch-2-home-screen challenge!! i want little folders. i want themes. i want music from your awesome music app. that's all i ask. pleek! please. i beg.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
nintendo-let-me-customize-my-switch-2-home-screen challenge!! i want little folders. i want themes. i want music from your awesome music app. that's all i ask. pleek! please. i beg.
still very sick, and been having LOTS of video calls today, and every sentence i make is a jumbled mess of nothing and i just wanna stop midway and go "okay i'm done with this sentence, your turn to talk now."
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
still very sick, and been having LOTS of video calls today, and every sentence i make is a jumbled mess of nothing and i just wanna stop midway and go "okay i'm done with this sentence, your turn to talk now."